FFVII, Reverently, Discreetly, Advisedly, Soberly

[thorne_scratch]

So, yeah, I just can't do short comment meme prompts. They just grow. But I had fun, so, um, please feel free to give me some more prompts. Maybe they'll actually keep resulting in things. Meanwhile, here is FF7 fic from the meme.

Comments

[flidgetjerome]

WHY IS THIS NOT ABOUT RYAN LOCHTE AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING HE IS?!?

[thorne_scratch]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE REQUESTED THAT IN THE MEME WHEN I TOLD YOU TO.

See, I have to calibrate this curse thing right. I don't want to necessarily have him be attacked by a shark, but, say, I wouldn't mind if he got caught up in some weird Troy McClure fish-fucking scandal. I wonder if he will vex me as much as he does by January. Maybe the slurping will die down by then.

[thorne_scratch]

Okay, I just read three swimfics in a row that just plain pissed me off so my judgment is gone.

I AM GOING TO WRITE YOU THAT PHELPS/LE CLOS IN A SHARK CAGE FIC. AND IT'S GOING TO INVOLVE RYAN LOCHTE. (IN A POSITIVE WAY, I GUESS.)

[atouchofyou]

<3

Not gonna lie, that image of Cloud would make me agree to free wedding cake samples obtained under morally ambiguous circumstances.

...Actually, if I'm really not gonna lie, free wedding cake would make me do a lot of morally ambiguous things.

[thorne_scratch]

Oh shit, man, do you know what I would do at a free wedding cake sample place? I would so pretend to be a polygamist or something, to get as much cake as possible. I would have no shame.

Thanks! Man, Cloud makes all kinds of people do all kinds of things.

[twigcollins]

All the lols. All of them.

[thorne_scratch]

I'm just scamming off your restaurant fic you know. <3

[thorne_scratch]

Bah. Hee. Thanks. But I love FF7. No matter how many dumbass spinoffs and stuff they do, it is my favorite fandom to slip back into, an addiction I'm never gonna kick.

[thorne_scratch]

I worry rather that I'm just inflicting my own inside jokes on them too often, but I'm really glad you like them! And hey, as long as someone's having a good time, no real harm, I guess.

[white_jenna]

Yay, very happy here, thanks. :D
Favorite part: "I don’t know what's worse about what you just said," Sephiroth mused, his pen tapping against the desk surface. "If it's the fact you're at the point where you're contemplating being married to Reno, even for scam purposes, or the fact you think I would allow anyone to believe I had been dumped in favor of Reno."

[thorne_scratch]

Yay! Sorry I couldn't do more with the actual pairing. I think I'm just stuck in a humor rut. Someday I'll get back to actual sex and stuff.

No one wants to admit being dumped for Reno, that is the worst thing ever. That is lower than rock bottom.