With your feet in the air and your head on the ground

[thorne_scratch]

Shall we whomp us together a music post? I do love the word "whomp." The sound of it is very evocative of the actual action.

Comments

[nano_moose]

Because I know when I pass a law like that, the first thing I want afterwards is cupcakes. (Well, to be totally honest, wanting cupcakes is my ground state of being.) Yay for DC!

If you can find the Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo video anywhere, I hear it's more or less the song in visual form, which is to say innuendo innuendo innuendo.

[thorne_scratch]

I know, right? If I don't want cupcakes, that's how I know something is seriously wrong. But I'm very happy about DC.

I have seen it! I am rather fond of it, not the least of which is because not only are there hot chicks doing innuendo-laden construction work, but because one of the guys from Jackass is in it, driving a banana car through the video. In fact, the theme of this post was very nearly "songs that have music videos I also like."

[draegonhawke]

OH MAN. Accept the invitation to speak. Accept that so hard. And let them fly you in and put you up and then see how long it takes for them to realize you have no idea what you're talking about when you do have to speak.

I mean, just get up and say things and try to present it as stunning new research, and that's why it makes no sense to anyone. If all else fails, do this. Or this. Or this.

Or especially this.

[thorne_scratch]

I am so seriously tempted. I would pretty much just do a presentation on zombies and wait to see how long it would take to sink in, and then blame my defective language skills. Seeing as it's in Singapore, though, that's a long way to go for a casual con.

Well, I could always allay suspicion just by wearing a fantastic hat.

[freyathedark]

I totally vote for killing you and stealing your organs. That or, more likely, she a) in fact does want company, or B), she's trying to get her husband to -think- she's having an adulterous lesbian affair. Or both. Kill two birds with one stone, kinda thing. Of course, she could be trying to make her husband jealous while wanting the company before she kills you and sells your organs to Hannibal Lecter. Just a thought.

You should totally accept the offer, and then spend your whole time talking about zombies and the neurological effects of zombies. Might be fun, you never know XD

[thorne_scratch]

I've met her husband, though! It is very confusing. I mean, she's kind of my friend; I think she is just lonely. But, organ theft is a high profile problem these days... I have planned to deal with it by ignoring it for another week or so.

Zombies is pretty much all I'm experienced to talk about. Unless I make it a cardiology talk, and then at the end, say something like, "and since the brain usually controls the heart, that's why this is tangentially related to neuroscience."

[freyathedark]

XD Zombies rule everything. This is even funnier because I'm watching Zombieland as I type. Strange coincidences are strange.

[thorne_scratch]

And now I have just seen Woody Harrelson in the Oscar broadcast, so it comes full circle!