Comments | thorne_scratch: If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

thorne_scratch

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

Dec 22, 2009 17:29

The Great Czech Invasion has commenced, after an initial delay of them being rerouted to Detroit after we had two feet of snow dumped on our area. Of the three of them (and their two cats), there's one and a half English speakers, and of the six of my family, there's... well, half a Czech speaker, with maybe an extra fourth thrown in if you want to ( Read more... )

meatworld, wacky czech hijinks

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squeemu December 22 2009, 23:41:51 UTC

Thorne, you are the only person I know who could send me an emu head and not have me consider it be a threat. Although, uh, I still might consider it a threat. Just so you know. (And you do not want to see my "I am threatened!" response, especially when the ground is frozen. ...wait, is that just ostriches? Whatever.) Not that I was necessarily the person you were considering sending an emu head to.

Also, omg, this is the BEST morning scenario ever. You are amazing. Never change. <3

AAAAUGH I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS ICON ANYMORE D: D: D:

flidgetjerome December 23 2009, 01:59:44 UTC

DO NOT GIVE HER IDEAS.

thorne_scratch December 23 2009, 02:06:45 UTC

IT'S TOO LATE, FLIDGET, YOU'RE GETTING THE DOLPHIN VIBRATOR AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.

flidgetjerome December 23 2009, 02:10:12 UTC

IS THAT A DOLPHIN-SHAPED VIBRATOR OR A VIBRATOR FOR DOLPHINS?

I NEED CLARIFICATION HERE.

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thorne_scratch December 23 2009, 02:05:47 UTC

You... you mean I don't have a comedy show of me? Why has that guy been following me around with a camera, then?

By which I mean, I love you and would watch your show as well.

velithya December 23 2009, 00:30:01 UTC

*giggles helplessly*

thorne_scratch December 23 2009, 02:02:45 UTC

I live to please!

teenygozer December 23 2009, 00:42:34 UTC

Your guests brought their own cats? Wow, them's hard-core felinophiles. I have a guest visiting next week who's bringing a cat, but it's more along the lines of getting it off her porch and into our permanent care.

thorne_scratch December 23 2009, 02:04:32 UTC

Nah, see, they belong to my sister in law and she's finally moving to America for good, so she's brought them with her. After Christmas, she'll go with my brother to LA, and settle in.

I feel bad for the poor little buggers. I'm sure they're very confused about where they are right now.

raisedbymoogles December 23 2009, 00:51:03 UTC

...Whales have bones in their penises? :O

krystalicekitsu December 23 2009, 01:51:14 UTC

Lol, yeah, talk about a boner! XD

thorne_scratch December 23 2009, 02:02:19 UTC

It's pretty impressive, especially after I got it out of the box. Damn thing is almost longer than my leg.

thorne_scratch December 23 2009, 02:01:35 UTC

More species than you think! What's weird is how many people like collecting them.

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