Comments | thorne_scratch: FF7, Just Another Tuesday Afternoon

thorne_scratch

FF7, Just Another Tuesday Afternoon

Aug 26, 2009 15:15

For squeemu in the drabble meme, who requested Zack/Sephiroth/Cloud: stains.

( Just Another Tuesday Afternoon )

zack, fanfic, ff7, drabble meme, sephiroth, cloud

Comments 46

wickedorin August 27 2009, 02:22:34 UTC

...I think I've discovered my new life's work. But I will enforce a strict No Turks in Ovens policy.

thorne_scratch August 27 2009, 02:25:31 UTC

I've always wanted to either own an erotic bakery, visit, and erotic bakery, or write about an erotic bakery. Now I've got two out of three!

Yeah, keep Reno out in general; he's a health hazard.

squeemu August 27 2009, 03:14:50 UTC

ROFL ROFL

I kept waiting for a rabbit with balls and a penis to show up, but alas. The Pie Hole burned down before we got there, I guess.

Also, the Pie Hole is the best name imaginable for an erotic cake store. And the image of the Masamune being used to brown marshmallows is amazing. Someone needs to draw a picture of this. AND THE CACTUARS, AWW. I feel so bad. (Someone also needs to draw a picture of cactuars bursting out of the cake. Amazing.)

<3 <3 <3 <3

thorne_scratch August 27 2009, 06:17:45 UTC

I've been hanging onto the seed of an erotic cake plot for a long time; I FINALLY HAD THE CHANCE TO USE IT.

I don't think Zack was skilled enough to manufacture erotic candy. It was all he could do to make the cupcakes look like boobs by putting jellybeans on top of them.

Man, I'm glad! I was lobbing all these potential names back and forth with Twig, and she suggested this one over Cake Hole, and I'm glad. I think it just has a better ring. Sephiroth was actually less upset about the cactuars than he was about Reno. I mean, would you eat anything that Reno had touched?

I am glad you liked it!

raisedbymoogles August 27 2009, 03:26:20 UTC

And you wonder why Sephiroth hangs out with these nuts.

...No, actually, I wonder why Cloud hangs out with these nuts. Seph at least has the S-class reflexes. (Which is why Cloud wore the apron.)

thorne_scratch August 27 2009, 06:14:51 UTC

Cloud figures it's the lesser of several evils! Sephiroth is just secretly amused.

raisedbymoogles August 27 2009, 14:21:37 UTC

Well, as long as he's amused. ^_^

thorne_scratch August 27 2009, 17:40:20 UTC

He gets his own back. I'm petty sure Sephiroth actually set that fire.

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whiteadelphi August 27 2009, 03:36:14 UTC

PFFFFFFF Oh God. This was so awesome, and yet so wrong. <3 I can go about my work day giggling now, which is always a plus.

thorne_scratch August 27 2009, 06:12:02 UTC

Thanks, I'm glad it made you laugh!

quietncryptic August 27 2009, 04:15:55 UTC

I love you so much right now. ♥♥♥

I lol'd throughout the whole thing. But the best part?

That is the saddest thing I have ever seen in my life," Zack said. "Someone put a napkin over it so we don't have to look at it. Or just step on it, whatever."

Hahahaha! That sounds like something I'd say if we saw a one-legged cockroach or something. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*noms for the Genesis Awards* >.>

thorne_scratch August 27 2009, 06:32:39 UTC

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!

Everything is always better with cactuars, or so is Zack's philosophy, anyway. And yeah, that poor little bastard deserved a mercy stomp at least, from kindly Dr. Boot.

thorne_scratch March 9 2010, 02:35:23 UTC

Dude, thanks for the nomination! I thought you were joking (or possibly I just saw the word "noms" and went straight to lol-cat thoughts) but I received the comment below, and I'm just tickled to death. Thank you!