I just want to play on my panpipes, I just want to drink me some wine

[thorne_scratch]

I have to make a flan, so today's post just consists of recentish conversations I have had about a variety of subjects.

Comments

[mewsrissicat]

Oh god... the Veep thing made us just laugh over here.

And the headless penguin is adorably creepy. All they need to do is give a a Pyramid-Head cap to complete the image.

[thorne_scratch]

I swear, just the mental image of the golf ball going *doink* makes me laugh like a loon. The Cheney envisioning is scary, though.

Isn't it? I keep imagining the little feet are wiggling back and forth.

[sheraton]

..."Doink?" You mean Gerald Ford was a tonberry?

Oh, wait, that's Spiro Agnew. I knew he was one.

[thorne_scratch]

It would make so much sense!

[raisedbymoogles]

If you open a yarn shop, I will be your best customer. Slightly crazed and given to fondling your skeins, but best.

[thorne_scratch]

Regrettably, I'll probably get shut down by Public Decency officials before my first week is up.

[raisedbymoogles]

Well, it wouldn't be my fault! Entirely.

[thorne_scratch]

Well, a shop of that name should expect some sketchy characters.

[m_steelgrave]

Angel pubes sounds like some horrifyingly addictive drug.

I've come to picture Cheney in my head the way Stewart presents him: rocket-powered wheelchair, white cat, Vader breathing. I really do think when his frail human shell gives out, they'll hold the ceremony from the end of GoF in Arlington. Condi will lift the red, squirming Nu!Cheney from the cauldron. Somewhere in Iowa, a dog will bark. And that guy he shot in the face will wake up in a cold sweat, hoping it's all been a nightmare.

[thorne_scratch]

"Steve's coming down off a wicked high from freebasing angel pubes."

Though maybe it would be something you'd mainline.

I've come to picture Cheney in my head the way Stewart presents him: rocket-powered wheelchair, white cat, Vader breathing. I really do think when his frail human shell gives out, they'll hold the ceremony from the end of GoF in Arlington. Condi will lift the red, squirming Nu!Cheney from the cauldron. Somewhere in Iowa, a dog will bark. And that guy he shot in the face will wake up in a cold sweat, hoping it's all been a nightmare.

...I both adore and fear you beyond reason. My God. It all makes sense. Oh God, I hope Obama knows the Expelliarmus spell.

[yavieriel]

After the above conversation re: the Papacy - Japanese style, I feel it absolutely necessary to inform you that Trinity Blood actually involves a weepy abused uke adolescent pope who has inherited the throne of the papacy, and furthermore has a tall and handsome knight who is utterly devoted to him, to the point of repeatedly swearing fealty and undying adoration on bended knee. It's pretty ridiculously adorable, actually, in a rather shota-esque way.

So you may joke about popeslash, but I actually have it hiding in the depths of my hardrive.

(Also it primarily follows the adventures of the Vatican's hit squad, including a main character who is as far as I can tell, a repentant post-game post-fixit fic Sephiroth a couple thousand years down the road. The plot's a bit sketchy, but it's pretty. Possibly you are already aware of this series, but if not I thought you might appreciate at least knowing of it's existence.)

[raisedbymoogles]

....I must have this. :O

[thorne_scratch]

It is kind of ridonkulously fun!

[yavieriel]

Watch it! There is a flying rocket car! And EVERYONE is pretty.

[aphelion_orion]

I would say something, but I think I'll be in stitches for the next few hours. XD XD XD

[thorne_scratch]

Glad it made you laugh!