A heart that's full up like a landfill, a job that slowly kills you

[thorne_scratch]

I've been following the Walter Reed scandal with great interest.

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[draegonhawke]

The politics I've mostly been paying attention to mocking recently is the "TOFU MAKES YOU GAY" argument. Which is kinda hilarious.

[ouri]

All I'd have to do is brandish a large bottle of Extra-Strength Tylenol at him and he'd flee screaming in terror about liver damage from so much as touching the sealed container.

And yeah, I hate when that head-shrinking thing happens - I mean, who wants to look like a 90's comic book character? O_o

[thorne_scratch]

God, when I think of all the damage I've done to my stomach lining by downing pain meds on an empty stomach.... well, time and PMS wait for no man.

Well, it seemed to work for Beetlejuice!