Comments | thorne_scratch: Tseng has shot his answering machine no less than seventeen times

thorne_scratch

Tseng has shot his answering machine no less than seventeen times

Feb 11, 2007 02:16

In stuff not related to my life! You know, this has been a growing file for a couple of months, and we hit a reasonable number to stop at the other night, so. It's a sort of companion piece to 229 Things Sephiroth Never Expected To Say On The Phone.

As always, twigcollins came up with the really good ones.

( 111 Messages Left On Tseng's Answering Machine )

ff7, sephiroth, zack, aim conversation, message trilogy, reno, cloud, rufus

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forgottenlover February 11 2007, 07:49:20 UTC

Oh gods ::snickers:: Hmmm off the top of my head, here you go!:

*BEEP* "I believe that Rude might be drugged... if you would come fetch him I would be much obliged."

thorne_scratch February 11 2007, 20:57:59 UTC

Glad they made you laugh!

Huh, that seems strangely polite for Reno. I'd worry.

forgottenlover February 11 2007, 22:19:49 UTC

I'm pretty sure that's not Reno actually ::eyes it:: the speaker just didn't identify himself ::pokes speaker::

thorne_scratch February 12 2007, 04:53:56 UTC

Tseng needs caller ID, clearly.

nano_moose February 11 2007, 08:21:36 UTC

ThorneScratch: *BEEP* "Kreegah! Bundalo!"

Hi! You don't know me. However, I must ask this or my curiosity will torment me unto madness: That is a reference to Aliens Ate My Homework, right? If it is, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to catch you and stuff you as a totally unique specimen. I mean, the quote isn't the only reason - I clearly must ascertain what in your chemical make-up causes such utter hilarity.

A contribution: *BEEP* "-ckin' could have told you it wouldn't work and I bet you called Wutai or something, Jesus, just zip your pants back up befoho shit I know that number hang up hang up HANG UP."

*BEEP* "Hey, Boss, can you get arrested while you're actually in jail already? I mean, if you really piss 'em off?"

thorne_scratch February 11 2007, 21:03:47 UTC

I do not know you! But you seem very nice anyway. And I hate to disappoint, but I did not actually draw that from the Bruce Coville work. It's originally a common phrase that Tarzan used to yell in the old Tarzan stories by Edgar Rice Burroughs. I think Burroughs made up his whole Mangani ape language system, and people have used it since as a sort of nonsense phrase. But I totally have read Bruce Coville's stuff. Man, now you're making me flash back to My Teacher is an Alien or something.

Also, I'm only funny because I have funny friends. It works almost exactly the way the moon works, reflecting light off the sun.

And I love your contributions!

turk_elena February 11 2007, 08:30:52 UTC

OH GOD, so much yes.

'twigcollins: *BEEP* "Hey, when did I get a vasectomy?"'

Clearly, Reno, it was ordered for you by Tseng due to the messages above. Duh.

*random passerby*

thorne_scratch February 11 2007, 21:05:06 UTC

Woo! Yeah, that seems the most likely explanation. It was Tseng's gift to the world.

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thorne_scratch February 11 2007, 21:05:49 UTC

Thanks!

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thorne_scratch February 11 2007, 21:06:38 UTC

I love that icon.

Oh God, I don't even want to think about what happened to Reno's carpet. I really don't.

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thorne_scratch February 12 2007, 04:52:52 UTC

I'M gay for Utena too!

And Zack's all, "Not only did you borrow him with asking, you didn't even leave the 500 gil deposit!"

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