As I'm walking toward tomorrow with a rifle in my hand

[thorne_scratch]

It is the anniversary of the day that twigcollins tore the very fabric of time and space asunder to make her grand entrance into this world! Huzzah!

Also, you know, other stuff happened on January 29th. An antipope got deposed, Poe's "Raven" was published, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb was released in the United States

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[thorne_scratch]

I am glad!

Oh God, now I'm never going to be able to stop thinking of stupid superhero sexual shenanigans-- is that enough alliteration for you? Oh God. I would feel bad about raping Robins though. I mean, Batman puts them through the wringer already; it just seems mean to do anything more to them. But the charities would probably be wildly successful.

I'm always constantly juggling at least three conversations with Kadrin because he's awesome that way. Hell, sometimes I barely know what's going on when we're having them, let alone afterwards.

(Personally, I think a ram would be easier to screw. The horns, you know. Like handlebars!)

[zenkatsuo]

Where's the condom for ravishing cows? They are cowboys.

[flidgetjerome]

That pressing thought occupies me too.

[thorne_scratch]

Let us not discriminate here. Let us leave them free to love whatever livestock their nature directs them towards.

Except chickens, that's just weird.

[thorne_scratch]

Maybe they couldn't make the cow look as pretty as they did the sheep. It's all about advertising.

[flidgetjerome]

It is now time for me to come in for my moment of comicbook fanwank.

Today's obscure factoid is that if you try to remove Batman's cowl without knowing the proper way to do it, it will launch tiny rockets into your face.

I can only imagine what would happen if you tried to remove the codpiece. You start Blowjobs for Batman, you will be sending the nubile young TO THEIR DEATHS! DEATHS!!!!

[thorne_scratch]

You know, I remember some old comic where some villainess was trying to peek under Batman and Robin's masks and cowls-- but she was unable to figure out who they were because they had painted their faces black underneath. I don't know if that would be considered especially ingenius on Batman's part, or especially stupid on the villainess's part.

Okay, well, I'd feel bad about piles of nubile young sidekickss lying about but it's not like Batman doesn't run through them fast enough anyway. Maybe we can change it to... I dunno, Frottage For Batman,

[twigcollins]

Not that I don't love me and all, but I think I'm going to have to go with that whale too. I mean, exploding whale.

Infinite Cowbell would be a hell of a band name.

[thorne_scratch]

The whale is pretty damn cool, but I still think you're cooler. Even if you're not splattered across a street, autopsied, and currently hanging in a museum.

Yet.

Nanami is probably the lead singer for that band.

[twigcollins]

Oh, also I meant to mention it (before I got distracted with the guy duct-taping kittens to his nipples) but at:

http://majikthise.typepad.com/

Majikthise, she has pictures of this year's Idiotarod. Very funny stuff.

[thorne_scratch]

The kittens duct-taped to nipples were very distracting.

Oh God, I love the Idiotarod. God, Mike would so be trying to get Cass in on that, as well as bugging Az to help him build a cart that can break the sound barrier.

It goes without saying that Zack and Reno are deep in the midst of it all.

[twigcollins]

You know, I think this AU with Wilde might also have vampires in it.

Man, vampires are everywhere. They're like the ultimate condiment.

[thorne_scratch]

I know. They're like those little dogs you put in your purse and carry around.