Jesus Christ, I did not see that coming

[thorne_scratch]

HOLY SHIT THERE IS A HORSE OUTSIDE MY OFFICE WINDOW WHAT THE HELL.

SERIOUSLY IT IS LOOKING IN MY WINDOW.

PLEASE ADVISE.

Comments

[flidgetjerome]

TRY NOT TO LOOK TASTY OR HORSE WILL EAT YOU.

[thorne_scratch]

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

This is some kind of judgement on me for trying to eat so many inappropriate things.

[xiaa]

There was a guy around here that rode his horse around gas stations to point, laugh, and brag about how much money he saved on gas by riding his horse. Is that what the horse's owner was doing? XD

Oh! Go pet the horse if you didn't do that already.

[thorne_scratch]

Nah, it was just a guy transporting a horse in a trailer, wanted to let the horse out for a break or something. But your story sounds cool!

I did pat the horse. It was very satisfying for both of us.

[alhazred]

Girl, you win.

[thorne_scratch]

I think the horse won.

[alhazred]

But was it accompanied by a magical liopleurodon?

I feel so dirty...