I'll throw my hat off when I beat you, find it when you're gone

[thorne_scratch]

Every time I watch Top Gun, I forget how ridiculously over the top it is. And even though you'd think it would be impossible, I even forget how ridiculously gay it is. I mean, this doesn't even deserve the slightly classier "homoerotic" label. twigcollins gleefully pointed out the Top Gun Gay Bar Speech, and I pretty much agree with that whole thing

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[thorne_scratch]

That's very flattering, considering I lead what I consider to be a fairly boring life. Thanks!

[twigcollins]

"I figured I probably shouldn't lie there in my own vomit any longer than I had to."

Several figments nodding sagely.

Man, don't make me read Hot Shots quotes with Milale in mind. Puts me in way too good a mood for 5:30 in the morning on a Monday. X D

[thorne_scratch]

Man, I'll never get hookers if I'm covered in vomit.

It was the whole "behaving like children speech" that started it. Then, the checking of the penis length. And then it just escalated. The top three that Mil was totally enthusiastic about?

Thompson wasn't that good a pilot, anyway. He only had a small family. The kids are a pain in the ass. The wife's on the sauce. Hell, poor bastard's better off dead. What size shoes do you wear?

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Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.

Mil: God, Ciera. It must be like looking in a mirror for you.

Ciera: *CLOBBER*

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Admiral Benson: [after his cap blew off and landed in the sea] Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her round. We'll pick it up

[zenkatsuo]

I almost got a migraine just from reading about NY, God knows what the real thing'd do to my brain.

The fire alarm went off. I'm going out.

Or no I'm not. I dunno, if you don't hear from me again I've probably burned to death.

[thorne_scratch]

Oh, I had a very good time. I think most people visiting it could get quite a kick out of it. It just takes a certain person to want to live there.

Uh, my best wishes to you that you don't burn to death.

[zenkatsuo]

I survived.

I guess it didn't come out right, it sounds very interesting but the bustle and people and colors just came across so vivid my head started to swim.

Hot Shots 2 was pretty fun too, when Charlie Sheen passes Martin Sheen in the boat in Apocalypse Now.

[thorne_scratch]

I'm totally glad you weren't burned to death.

Yeah, Hot Shots and its sequel always make me laugh, albeit a bit guiltily. I mean, they're just so stupid, you have to laugh. Plus, some great lines.

[2metaldog]

Here ya go, more than 2 people have read this. Is it wrong of me to have laughed at the part where you shaved your legs in a drunken stupor and risked serious injury/death from blood loss?

On a subway note, you want dead easy subway lines? Ride the subway in Toronto. There is also no smell of urine. I'm serious! You do have to watch the tokens they give you though as they look amazingly like dimes yet cost $2.25 (CAN) a piece!

[thorne_scratch]

Nah, I'd do the same thing. I'd laugh like hell.

The DC metro has spots where it's filthy and spots where it's very clean, so it's all sort of hit or miss. But goddamn, the more and more I hear about Canada, the more I consider hiking up there. Well-lit porno stores? Easy subway lines? Gay marriage? Rock on.

[velithya]

Shiny :)

I'm not sure that thing was working for me - it said 48 people friended me today, and I'm pretty sure that that didn't happen all at once.

Glad to here you are back safe without too much bloodloss. :)

[thorne_scratch]

Hmm, try refreshing it after you put your own username in it. If you're using it for the first time, maybe it's just trying to tally up all the people who have friended you ever? Not sure.

Me too! And thanks! (I read your thingy on cosplay, and am looking forward to what sort of Petra costume will emerge.)