well, I'm lost and I'm found and I can't touch the ground

[thorne_scratch]

Final Fantasy Seven and I met, like, way after it had been released, back in something like 1999 or 2000. I used to write it notes and shove them in its locker, of the "Dear FFVII. I like you. Do you like me? Please check yes, no, or maybe" persuasion. So, I should preface this by saying that because I love this fandom best and most of all my

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[kaitou1412]

Lordy Lordy, I am SO glad I didn't click on that link until I got home from work. I laughed SO hard. Why are you never on AIM when I am so that I can add my pithy coments?

[thorne_scratch]

I'm totally glad. I love your pithy comments!

(I might be on AIM, just hiding. I'll email you the alternate IM name.)

[ouri]

Am so, SO glad I forgot my drink in the kitchen before I sat down to read this, as I would have hosed my monitor and keyboard several times over by now, otherwise.

Much, much ♥♥♥♥♥ for you and Twiggins and Flidget. X D

[thorne_scratch]

That is certainly a good thing for your monitor and keyboard. *hug*

Much love for you! I want more thirty_lemons!

[ouri]

Will be getting back to those as soon as I have this [expletive deleted] sewing project done. (Which has to be done by this weekend, so. ^^)

[thorne_scratch]

I love that icon. Pure Heart Club F rocks out. I hope sewing goes well!

Here, to show you how much I love you, you get the vry first usage of the pope icon.

[eva_kasumi]

It was the children's books part that killed me. "Sephiroth Has Two Mommies: A guide to 'special' families." "Sephiroth and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day." "And this is why we don't stick materia up our noses." Dear god, you guys are TOO FUNNY. I thought I was going to die. XD Sephiroth needs to publish his picture book series. *snickers her way into oblivion*

[thorne_scratch]

After AC, it looks as though materia going to be hard to get up your nose. Shame, that. Although it makes me a bit glad, after seeing a soul-scarring doujinshi where the materia went up the ass. Or worse.

...it's hard to believe there is a worse place than up the ass. And thank you!

Sephiroth is banned from the picture book publishing house after Zack secretly swapped in the illustrations he had done. Something about Obscenity Laws.

[eva_kasumi]

You mean Seph hadn't done those illustrations himself? I could have sworn that was his handwriting beneath each depiction! XD

That would be a very soul-scarring doujinshi. o_O If there is a worse place than up the ass, I'm having a very hard time locating it.

[thorne_scratch]

Seph does stick figures. Zack does stick figures too, just lewder ones with a surprising amount of detail. I think Seph is a more hands-on guy when it comes to describing sex. Cloud nkows this.

Oh man, you don't want to know.

[wolfpilot06]

*Dies. Laughing.*

^____^ I am so glad you three exist. My day just got twenty times brighter and funnier. I think it's hard to convey how much I love you all so I'm just going to collapse in the corner laughing helplessly now...

**Wolf**

[thorne_scratch]

Thanks! They're really the funny ones, I just sort of tag along. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it, that always makes me feel quite happy. (Also, killer icon!)

[twigcollins]

Is that a Gabriel icon? Dude you been holdin out on me?!

Also, I was thinking about the whole FF7 sequels naming thing, and at first I thought it was AC and BC, sort of playing on the whole dates thing (even though we use what, BCE and CE now?) and that was cool if popmpous as hell but now I realize it's just...

AC, BC, CC, DC...

Fucking Square.

[thorne_scratch]

It totally is!

And yeah, I noticed the pretentious Square alphabet thing too. I wonder if they're gonna run the whole alphabet, the way they're going.

[caroltrue]

I wish you lived in my brain.

[thorne_scratch]

Oh, you don't want that. Your brain would get all sticky.

[caroltrue]

I don't think that would make too much difference to be honest. After all, Zack, Cloud, Reno and Seph are in there already, even if just my own twisted versions of them. Beware Reno. He bites.

[thorne_scratch]

I used to have an evil Reno who molested Cloud a lot. He's been quiet for a while. Hmm. That's always vaguely worrisome.