"And then I want you to explain to me why I can hear the DVD player and the remote yelling at each other in Japanese in the middle of the night."

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His tastes were known: he would eat anything he couldn't pronounce.

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I give you a toast. The triumph of Instinct over Reason!

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There were worse things in the world than losing your mind and going to heaven. Much worse.

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Who, what, and where, by what helpe, and by whose:
Why, how, and when, doe many things disclose.

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That's not bird shit, you idiot, it's the origin of the universe!

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In Ulan Bator they number the buildings in the order they're built and they divide the city into little districts, so your address might be Building 13 Microdistrict 7 -- and the streets have no names. The only way you can find anything is by having been there before -- imagine describing that kind of world in a story!

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Ladies and gentlemen, the future is here, and it's about 100 feet above the Arby's.

They only tell lies and do not exist.

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The 54th edition had quite a different entry.

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