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[thistlerose]

Not signing up for hc-bingo, not signing up for hc-bingo, not signing up for hc-bingo... *lather, rinse, repeat

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[boosette]

The only thing I'm not touching is the detached retina.

I will pop popcorn and hold a private screening for your " mpreg - difficult pregnancy" story, then?

*snerk*

sex polleennnnn!

[thistlerose]

Your popcorn will probably get cold. I'd rather not do that one, though if I did, it would probably be some alien parasite thing that they'd have to remove. Which would probably hurt and require some comforting.

[boosette]

I have been wanting to do an "everyone thinks it's mpreg but it's really an alien plant" story for a while now, y.

[thistlerose]

It would be ... interesting. However, since stories about normal pregnancies make me a little uncomfy, I may have to pass on that one. But you could write it!