Shucks.

[thisperiscope]

I got 14 oysters from the oyster seller at the Farmer's Market today, and ate all but one. While shucking them (crosslegged on the balcony of my apartment) I thought about the various oyster conversations I've had over the years. Most of them were inane to the point of insanity. Like this beautiful snippet

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I'm confused.

[balancedchaos]

So, wait. When he said oysters look like pussies, did he mean they resembled...how shall I put it delicately...the Nasty Pothole, or was he just saying that oysters were pussies and he thought he could take them in a fight?