(high, warbly voice:) The bees are out to get me

[thisisthehabit]

There was a dedicated campaign by the spiders of Perth (or one very resourceful individual) to facehug me whenever I went walking at night. Walking along and enjoying the night is much less fun when it's punctuated by the discovery of a new resident on your glasses, and the subsequent attempt to find your flicked-away glasses in the dark without

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[dabear]

If anybody speaks miscellaneous invertebrate, would you mind having a quiet word?

Okay, that goes down as the most amusing thing I've read today.