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[thisisironman]

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[androgyneninja]

[thisisironman]

You're too kind, sweetheart. Thanks a bunch.

[saint_nic]

Your attitude may need some work, Anthony, but I'm very pleased with all the good you've been doing this year. May you have a Merry Christmas, my boy!

[thisisironman]

... And I'm supposed to believe you're not just some hack with a pot belly and cotton balls for hair?

[saint_nic]

Anthony, I got into your house and left you gifts without tripping any kind of alarm or security system.

If you're sour because I only just got to you, blame the alien bounty hunter, Lobo. He's been trying to assassinate me, and, well...needless to say I got a little off-track last night.

Besides. If you need more proof, check the trees of your friends. Why would "some hack" take the time to leave gifts--and coal--for them?

[thisisironman]

Maybe you're so fat you baffled the baffled the gravity sensors into thinking you're a mack truck full of industry material. That, or my parents lied to me. They did that a lot, so, you know what, I'm really not that surprised.

Still, get off my property until next Christmas. And go stuff more toilet paper into stockings.

[killer_hush]

[thisisironman]

You know, I highly doubt I'd fit in the with anonymity deal. I'm kind of, you know, famous. But thanks anyway.

[harvey_twoface]

[thisisironman]

Oh, ha. My suit isn't tin, you know.

But still. I like the lineup. Thoughtful.

[thisislexluthor]

[thisisironman]

Nah, this'll be helpful in my endeavor to go and fetch the real thing. Merry fuckin' Christmas.