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[thisisherson]

[When the camera turns on, it catches Kurt immediately. You can't miss him in that bright yellow sweater, but since he went home he's...grown a little. He's several inches taller, and even thinner than he was before (almost too thin, honestly). His baby face has matured and he apparently has nice cheekbones now

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pick video or action, whateverrrrr ;P

[itsahotone]

KURT!

Action, because. 8T

[thisisherson]

Santana!

...Wait, how long was I gone? [Santana appears to be having feelings, so it must have been light years, obviously.]

o9

[itsahotone]

A week or whatever.

[She kinda missed you, Kurt! Witness how she chooses to make that clear!]

Welcome back, Professor Mustard. Guess I owe some people some money.

[Not really. Shh.]

[thisisherson]

...Isn't it Professor Plum and Colonel Mustard?

[...Whatever. He shakes his head.]

Please. That was a stupid bet. My life is a magnet for trouble. I can only assume I'll keep getting dragged back to this stupid place as long as I live.

[SIIIIIIIIIGH]

[Text]

[urnewkingbitch]

[Oh, there's a good-looking guy on the network tod--

Holy shit that's Kurt

When did he become handsome and tall]

we never win with this place
wb hummel
looks like you grew a few inches since i last saw you

[Video]

[thisisherson]

Thank you.

[He's clearly flattered, and the whole reply actually seems to cheer him up considerably.]

I did. I went home for more than six months and finally hit a growth spurt. I was starting to get afraid I was going to look like a ten year old girl for the rest of my life.

[urnewkingbitch]

nah
you look good
how the fuck did you manage to pull off a yellow sweater look
i didnt think that was possible

[thisisherson]

Anything's possible when you need something that matches your amazing Marc Jacobs Frye Engineer Boots.

[Which Dave can't see, so Kurt kicks up one leg high and holds it there so he can see just how amazing they are for himself. And how flexible he is.]

[Video]

[reckless_eagle]

[Poland's face lights the Hell up.]

Ohmigod, Kurt?!

[Video]

[thisisherson]

The one and only.

[His face lights right up too. Had he not forgotten Wonderland when he went home, he would have missed Poland so much.]

I'm back, I guess. It's great to see you again, Poland. It's been so long. ...Well, for me.

[Video]

[reckless_eagle]

Looking fab as ever, though! Ahaha, and Santana was all talking like you weren't coming back and junk...

[Actually, it really upset him.]

[Video]

[thisisherson]

Why thank you!

[He BEAMS at the compliment. He remembers being in Wonderland and hearing all about how skinny his arms were going to be, and now look at him!]

Oh, just ignore her. She told me she was taking bets on whether I'd come back or not.

video;

[notursalvation]

Is it that bad?

video;

[thisisherson]

Yes. Yes, it is. This place kidnapped me from home again

[He keeps a straight face for a good minute. But...there are good things about Wonderland too. Like the people he wouldn't meet otherwise. And he's been so stressed.]

...Admittedly though, it's been a difficult week.

video;

[notursalvation]

I'm sorry to hear that, Kurt.

Has it been long in your world since you were last here?

video;

[thisisherson]

It's been at least eight months or so, if not more. It feels like it's been forever.

[hamburellakind]

[YESSSSS.]

i told santana you'd be back!
and you look all old!
uh congrats?
hahaha

[thisisherson]

...I'll assume that was supposed to be a compliment. So thank you.

[Still, he hopes he doesn't look too old]

And yes, I've heard all about Santana's complete lack of faith in my return. Supposedly she was taking bets.

[hamburellakind]

oh it was!
sorry, that must've sounded mean.
i dunno about that.
she seemed kind of upset!
i was trying to comfort her.
i knew you'd come back.

[You know, probably.]

[thisisherson]

She actually seemed upset? Really?

[WHAT A TWIST.]