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[thisisherson]

[When the camera clicks on, Kurt is standing in front of his mirror, in a room that's been changing almost as fast as he can come up with new ways to decorate it. Right now it's a mix of maroons and golds, as he tests out a more Moroccan look to his decor. He's looking terribly dapper though. He twirls, and watches how the cape moves in the

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[itsahotone]

Only you would have that as everyday wear.

[thisisherson]

Given the quality of the wardrobes of other boys my age, I'll take that as a compliment.

[itsahotone]

I seriously don't see how anyone would ever think you were straight.

[Hand-wave!]

But whatever. I totally got a Breadstix to show up, so get over here.

[thisisherson]

[Stare.]

Being able to stock up on their breadsticks from the kitchen wasn't enough? Really?

[helena_campbell]

It's kind of fun when you don't have to change, isn't it? The clothes just appear on you.

[thisisherson]

This must be what it's like to be rich and famous. I'm sure socialites and movie stars have attendants who make clothes just appear on them.

[helena_campbell]

...I'm not sure that's possible in the real world.

[thisisherson]

Well, maybe not literally...

...Whatever; it's still incredible. This is easily the greatest event we've had thus far.

[sunflowersunday]

[ Congrats Kurt, you are the image of frivolous capitalism. ]

Does not seem very practical. Or warm.

[thisisherson]

It's almost summer; it doesn't need to be warm. And besides, practicality takes a backseat to fashionability, always. Just look at Alexander McQueen's famous heels!

[No, really. Look at them. He's imagined them onto his feet (and consequently made himself almost a foot taller) just to prove a point.]

Are they easy to walk in? Of course not! Models have refused to walk the runway in these twelve-inch monsters. But they're still works of art in the fashion world, which makes their practicalness a non-issue.

[sunflowersunday]

[ yeah he's not impressed in the slightest. SORRY KURT 8( ]

I still do not see any appeal in them. If they are a status symbol or considered "art", America has become even more peculiar than before. Hmmm, at least he has one achievement to be proud of in that respect.

[ Can't help but smile at that. And at the mental image of America wearing those. Ahahahaha. ]

[thisisherson]

[Oh god, America in McQueens. While that IS a hilarious mental image, Kurt's distracted by your semantics.]

"He"? Oh, you must be from...that world where countries are personified, am I right? I met America here once before, but he left. There are still a few countries left here now though.

[And he's familiar with all of them, so this really isn't even shocking anymore. You're a country? Sure, whatever. Let's go play with your hair and you can tell me all your beauty secrets.

...Or at least that's how his conversations with Poland tend to go.]

[mydadsadentist]

[She's just gonna watch Kurt imagine up his decorations and outfits. This isn't really her cup of tea. Don't get me wrong, she loves a good outfit, but not the whole...conceptual/runway fashion scene.

But she can't help but smile at the fact that her best friend is having so much fun with his own imagination.

She wrinkles her nose at that coat, though, and seems confused.]

Is it supposed to be missing a sleeve?

[thisisherson]

Yes, there's only one - the jacket, vest, and cape are all a single, flawlessly constructed piece. See?

[He turns around and lifts the cape so she can see where they all connect together. ♥]

[mydadsadentist]

Uh...huh. Why though?

[He's probably explained it to her countless times before, she really just does not get the idea of conceptual fashion. Clothes are supposed to be functional and THEN fashionable!]

[thisisherson]

Because it looks simply amazing.

[Watch as he twirls back around. You can't even pretend that's not amazing. Come on. Come on.]

[hamburellakind]

whoa
you'd probably have an awesome godhood
i am officially jelly

[thisisherson]

You should absolutely be jelly.

...But, what do you mean by godhood?

[hamburellakind]

oh
it's the hood you get when you go god-tier in sburb

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See?

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[thisisherson]

[Tilts his head.]

That's actually really nice. Is it a Marc Jacobs original?