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[thisisherson]

[Kurt's posting from the music room, where he's standing in front of a white board he's dragged into the room. There's something in green written on it, but he's standing in the way.Given the absurd frequency of events recently, it's been rather difficult to meet as a glee club. So now that we have a moment of peace, I thought it would be best to

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[itsahotone]

[This face, Kurt. This. Face.]

[thisisherson]

Speechless? I know; we really should have done it sooner.

[itsahotone]

[...]

[thisisherson]

...What?

[THIS PLAN IS FLAWLESS, SO HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HR PROBLEM COULD POSSIBLY BE.]

[mydadsadentist]

Kurt, is this the best idea? I mean, I love Celine Dion just as much as you do - you know that - but everyone else...I don't know.

[thisisherson]

Mercedes, there are people here who have never heard of Celine Dion. Something had to be done. It would have been irresponsible of me to continue letting people live their lives that way.

Besides, it's going to be phenomenal. And since I'm in charge of Glee Club here, you and I will never have to worry about whether or not we'll get the opportunity to shine.

[mydadsadentist]

You know what I think?

[thisisherson]

What do you think?

[gypsyjean]

What is a CD?

[thisisherson]

[Snap! An unaccounted flaw in the plan!]

It's...you can record music on it, and when you put it in a CD player it will play the songs back in order, as many times as you want. [He's not even going to get into how most people in his world just rip the songs from the CDs and put them on iPods, because that's just difficult to explain.] I'll be sure to leave you one with your CD, since they aren't hard to come by. Does your world have records or cassettes instead, by any chance?

[gypsyjean]

No, I don't think so.

[thisisherson]

They're all similar devices. CDs are just the simplest to deal with, I think.

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[angel_junk]

[ Your selection of random doors is problematic, Kurt.

There is a knock at your door now.

Somebody wishes to register a complaint. ]

[action]

[thisisherson]

[OH, THAT MUST BE ONE OF THE DOZENS OF NEWLY CONVERTED CELINE DION FANS, HERE TO THANK HIM FOR ENLIGHTENING THEM. He'll just answer the door and-]

...

...H-Hello?

[He's not really registering anything else in his head aside from oh my god there is a crocodile at my door, so greeting it warily seems perfectly normal at that time.]

[action]

[angel_junk]

[ Amy opens her jaws wide and tilts her head slightly to the side.

The following items tumble out:

- One compilation CD of Celine Dion's greatest hits
- One slip of paper with the word NO! written on it

Having delivered this message successfully Amy closes her mouth, exhales sharply and turns to leave. ]

[action]

[thisisherson]

[Kurt stares at the CD, looking a little like Amy just tried to tear his heart out and then stomp all over it.]

Is there really no one here who appreciates Celine Dion?!

[Oh wait, he should probably pick that up. ...But ew, crocodile germs. Ew, ew, ew they've been in Amy's mouth. After a few minutes of contemplation, he picks up the CD and the paper (touching them as little as possible), throws them in his room, and goes to wash his hands until they feel clean again.]

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[walkingdesuno]

Is this like. Music class?

[ cringe ]

[ voice ]

[thisisherson]

Not exactly - it's a show choir, otherwise known as a glee club.

[ voice ]

[walkingdesuno]

You guys actually have a choir here?

[ voice ]

[thisisherson]

Yes, we do. We need something to do here besides wait for the next event to torture us, don't you agree?