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[thisisherson]

[See Kurt Hummel. See Kurt Hummel looking incredibly unimpressed. Or trying to, anyway.]

An asylum. Really? Are we running through all medical facilities in events now? Should I expect to be in a veterinary clinic next week? This is seriously ridiculous, even for Wonderland

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[itsahotone]

[Look, Kurt! It's someone who is kinda-sorta-in-a-way your friend! Surely she'll be able to be on your side, right?

She walks in, carrying a tray with probably-gross food on it. It's her job, after all, to make sure the stupid patients get food, whether they eat it or not. She doesn't really care either way.

Also? She's dressed professionally. The ponytail's still there, though.]

Stop babbling about whatever and eat.

[itsahotone]

[She crosses her arms, scowling a little.] Okay, skipping over the part where you just insulted me... Don't you see that your constant denials just make you seem crazier? No one's gonna believe you.

Instead, we're just going to drug you up until you barely remember your own name, never mind whatever else about a glee club and a 'Wonderland'. It's what we do here. [And she sounds so comforting about it, doesn't she?]

[thisisherson]

[His eyes fly open at THAT admission. Who knew they could go that wide? The concept of being medicated when there's nothing wrong with him is seriously disconcerting.He doesn't speak for a minute, and when he does it's in an even tone, as though he's trying very, very hard not to panic over that.]

And...you realize that telling me that isn't going to make me inclined to actually take any drugs, right?

[itsahotone]

[She shrugs.] You realize this is a mental hospital, right? There are wards with patients strapped down to their beds. They don't really get a choice.

Look, I'm just saying you might want to tone down the crazy-talk around the doctors. [It's almost like she's being helpful! ...But not in an intern-y way.]

[thisisherson]

[Oh god. She has a point..]

...Right. Right.

[A pause.]

Are you considered a doctor? [He might be asking just to be mean, but he's mostly asking to figure out how much he can say around her without calling for medication that he'll refuse to take.]

[itsahotone]

[Siiiigh]

Technically, I'm an intern. So I don't even get paid for this crap.

[And this would be why she has no problem gossiping about drugging people up to patients.]

[thisisherson]

How unfortunate for you. Do you take it out on all your patients, or am I an exception?

[itsahotone]

You know, I can still tell your doctor you need to be medicated.

[Translation: YOU ARE THE ONLY EXCEPTION.

...maybe not.]

[thisisherson]

[Eep!]

...Point taken, Ms. Lopez.

[And that is the only time he is ever calling you that, ever.]

[itsahotone]

[Now that's what we like to hear!]

Good! Now we can totally be friends. [Not really.]

[thisisherson]

Wonderful. I'm glad to hear it. [Not really. GOOD TO KNOW NOTHING HAS CHANGED BETWEEN THEM.]