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[thisisherson]

Well, now that that's over...

Rachel's gone. Again. But I haven't seen a strange doppelganger of her around anywhere, so I'm guessing she wasn't arrested a second time. Unless she's developed a new fondness for hide and seek, I suspect she's found a way out of here.

[He lets that thought hang in the air. He's trying not to sound hurt that Rachel

Comments

[itsahotone]

[disclaimer: getting her name wrong on purpose OKAY.]

Is Caroline your secret alter ego?

Wait, Berry's gone?

[blank look]

[thisisherson]

It's not like you can help having a doppelganger. If I had the choice, I wouldn't want anyone knowing about mine either. His existence is embarrassing, whether you think he would be amusing or not.

[itsahotone]

Ew, I wonder if they've met.

[thisisherson]

...Ew. I'm not sure I want to think about that.

[itsahotone]

Oh, like I do? Some stupid version of me would probably actually be attracted to you!

[thisisherson]

Please, stop going there. Given his need to assert his apparent heterosexuality, he would probably be attracted back, and that is not a mental image I need, thank you.

[itsahotone]

No one can ever know of this conversation. Got it?

[thisisherson]

Got it. I'd rather eat my Marc Jacobs jacket than admit this conversation to anyone.

[itsahotone]

At least that would be pretty entertaining to watch.

[thisisherson]

It would make me sick, for a whole myriad of reasons.

[itsahotone]

And your point is...?

[thisisherson]

...Right. It would be entertaining for you.

[itsahotone]

Exactly. You wouldn't want me to become bored, would you?

[thisisherson]

I'm not sure. I'm a little scared of what happens when you're bored, but I'm not sure it's more unpleasant than eating an item from my wardrobe.

[itsahotone]

Oooo, a challenge!

[thisisherson]

No. No, it's not. Not at all.