go away.

[thisisastitchup]

i am bloody sick and tired of people trying to save my soul.

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[atrum_astrum]

You probably feel such rage because you have not yet accepted Jesus Christ into your heart as your personal lord and saviour XD

[thisisastitchup]

whats he done for me lately? except have the door ringing at half bloody eight on a sunday- why ain't they in church any way?

saving grace is pete's comic timing, only now he's hiding in shame ha.

[got_stitched_up]

SSSH SH. NO.

(screened)

[thisisastitchup]

ah haha x

[bikini_bamalam]

I wanna steal it! <3

[thisisastitchup]

my soul? can you not make do with all the time you've been shoving in your pockets when you think i aint looking?

you home yet?

[bikini_bamalam]

LOL no, Im way 2 hungry 4 tidbits! ROAR!

Neaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarly. Getting on the plane soon, OMG SO HAPPY.

Did u see the tattoo Mouse got???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thisisastitchup]

dont be munching my soul down, we don't need that at this juncture.

ha, welcome back a bit late.

i did see it yes. idst aaf bff ♥ ?

[batta_le_manine]

Did you inform them that you are in fact a homosexual?

[thisisastitchup]

no but I gave them your address told them all about the massive amount of sinning going on. you're very welcome.

[prinklebrick]

Hint: if you can tolerate appearing at the door naked and dont mind throwing a tantrum of some sort, they blacklist you and dont come again for three years.

[thisisastitchup]

was in my boxers they weren't even phased. then pete shouted something at me not knowing i was at the door, aaah their faces. id say but apparently 'SSSH. SH. NO'

blacklisted by the jw? mother would be proud.

[prinklebrick]

Haha. Maybe you'll get blacklisted through no effort of your own. Time will tell.

[sir_bainbridge]

I do not understand these people, surely they have better things to do, like pray?
The last time I had an experience like that I lectured them with the pros and cons of religion and which one was right. I then showed them my momentos from around the world, including my shrunken head. They haven't been back since and that was five years ago. Haha

[thisisastitchup]

top skill. i don't have one though, i could hold up shambles and act like he was a tiny bear though. dunno if it would have the same effect.

[sir_bainbridge]

Ha it's quite possible that could work, if not you may have one of my shrunken heads.
I have also found it beneficial to talk about voodoo, witchcraft and/or satanism upon opening the door.