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[velvety_smooth]

Okay, so I've got good news and bad news. Good news is I made it to the armory, got a bunch of ammo and stuff, met up with that Teak guy, and neither of us got bitten

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[not_wolverine]

I can come get you, and lead you back to the church. It seems to be holding for the moment, and we could certainly use the support. We have children here.

[velvety_smooth]

Kids? Okay, no, I think you should stay put. If we stay out here, it'll probably draw some of them away from you guys. But you start running out to bring us back, every zombie who gets a whiff of you between here and there will follow you home, and then you'll have a real problem. Suckers are tenacious, man. 'Sides, if you leave the church, who'll look after the kids?

[not_wolverine]

You are right about how tenacious they are, I have some experience with this sort of creature. The fact that I'm mostly the only one here is the exact reason I wanted to bring you back. I might be an instrument of God, but I am still only one man. Whatever path you choose I'll be praying for you.

[ella_va]

Oh jesus. Ugh, I can't believe I'm fucking doing this.

Hey pretty boy, do you want me to take you to the church? Pops has some magic that's keeping those bastards from entering. You'll be safe there.

[ki_possible]

You do care.

[ella_va]

No, I have a fucking job to do.

Private to Shego:

[ki_possible]

<3

[flenderson_t_hr]

I know that Michael will probably be upset that you killed Clark Griswold.

[velvety_smooth]

My face. Trying to eat it. You just remind Michael of that, man.

Hey, how you holding out? This isn't exactly a friendly place for Human Resources types right about now.

[flenderson_t_hr]

I completely understand, but Michael might not. You can remind him of the face-eating, though--I'm not going to risk talking to him.

I'm doing surprisingly well, thank you. The office wasn't exactly a friendly place for Human Resource types, either, but I managed.

[magicbluth]

As long as these zombies don't touch my $5600 suit. I mean, come on!

[velvety_smooth]

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Dude, how are you not dead yet?

[misspotts]

Oh my. Zombies?

[velvety_smooth]

Yeah, zombies. You know, slow-moving, infectious, hungry dead people? Lots of 'em too. Tell your boss those pounding boots of lead would be mighty appreciated by a lot of people about now.