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May 19, 2009 13:16

HERE'S WHAT I'M ANGRY ABOUT TODAY.1. Doc McNinja made up a whole bunch of shavit about why I have fourteen cavities. The kriffing jerkwad said I needed to floss. He had the nerve to give me some free samples of gross... minty... string. I don't need to floss because I am trying ON PURPOSE to get my cavities big enough to smuggle stuff in because ( Read more... )

han solo, anakin skywalker (redeemed), anakin solo, lee adama, padme

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borntobeajedi May 19 2009, 20:57:43 UTC

...I guess you could floss with the Force if you tried really hard. Well, not you, Dad, but, you know. Jedi.

I think you'll just have to use the minty string, though. I can get some more from the store, since yours seems to have fallen in the trash. By accident.

12inchblaster May 19 2009, 21:05:29 UTC

See? I knew it.

Oh. I must have knocked it over. :| Whoops.

apollofreaked May 19 2009, 22:45:52 UTC

I should drink more.

Okay Captain Solo I guess that implies being under the influence is definitely the prompt for expressing some of these concerns. Not that I see that as a problem, as frakked up as being an inmate of this place is we all need to let off a bit of steam sometimes.

I guess I'd just recommend you not do any flying right now. At least not any that involves too much complex maneuvering anyway.

12inchblaster May 20 2009, 00:48:54 UTC

Listen, I don't hafta be drinking to get angry. I'm fully capable of sending myself into a rage without intoxicants.

And I can't fly right now, anyway. Tripsy... eugh... needs her nails trimmed.

yup_whitesuit May 20 2009, 01:44:09 UTC

Oh, go to hell, Solo. You cause me no end of exasperation.

AND YOU MAY NOT SAY THINGS ABOUT THE FORCE WHO HAD THE NERVE TO DEFILE THE ORDER WITH YOUR NAME, YOU BESMIRCH THE ORDER WITH YOUR VERY PRESENCE

12inchblaster May 20 2009, 01:52:50 UTC

Everyone! Everyone let me in! It was unanimous. And they even threw me a party with little paper hats with X-Wings on them. It was fantastic. I bet you're jealous. I can tell you more about MY HONORARY JEDI PARTY if you'd like. Did the Order ever throw a party for you, Anakin?

yup_whitesuit May 20 2009, 01:54:21 UTC

DO NOT PRESUME TO QUESTION ME ABOUT THE PAST

I THINK YOU ARE LYING! THE HATS! THE UNANIMOUS INDUCTION! ALL OF IT IS LIES

12inchblaster May 20 2009, 01:56:50 UTC

And oh, gods, we had the best ice cream cake ever. I wish Luke was here to tell you about my ice cream cake.

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yup_whitesuit May 20 2009, 01:45:24 UTC

http://lorddaroth.deviantart.com/art/Padme-vs-Leia-reedited-94195153

I want to go home

12inchblaster May 20 2009, 01:54:27 UTC

....

Huh.

I think we should just blow up the Internet. It's not like these Earth kriffers are using it for any good reason.

yup_whitesuit May 20 2009, 01:58:30 UTC

You are a fool! That is not possible!

hapan_heiress May 20 2009, 20:27:15 UTC

GRANDPA, WHAT IS A FOX, GRANDPA

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imnotallana May 20 2009, 20:25:34 UTC

Daddy, your typing is very loud, I need you to SETTLE DOWN. ME AND ALLANA ARE TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE. COME WATCH IT WITH US.

hapan_heiress May 20 2009, 20:26:36 UTC

WE'RE GONNA WATCH THE FOX AND THE HOUND.

THE FOX AND THE HOOOOUND. WHAT'S A FOX?

12inchblaster May 20 2009, 20:31:44 UTC

A FOX IS A CUTE, FUZZY LIL' ORANGE FELLA. KIND OF LIKE YOU! ♥

OKAY. IT'S HOLOMOVIE TIME. AMELIA, NO HOGGING THE POPCORN.

imnotallana May 20 2009, 20:33:29 UTC

DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

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