NOT FILTERED. LEIA DOESN'T CARE.

[rebelapprentice]

Um. Ummm

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[yup_whitesuit]

I AM DEALING WITH THIS IN MY OWN FASHION AND YOU ARE FABRICATING MUCH OF IT

[rebelapprentice]

Which part?

"Dealing." Right. Okay.

[yup_whitesuit]

Nothing I have eaten has expired, and--

...even if the things I have eaten are past their so-called sell-by date, the Force is with me and it has made my stomach like durasteel

[rebelapprentice]

ANAKIN.

THAT'S WHAT CRAZY PEOPLE AND DICTATORS SAY.

NO DEITY IS ON YOUR "SIDE."

[betterjedi]

Leia... is your mother okay?

[rebelapprentice]

Probablyyyyy.

Have you been gardening?

I want to come bother you. I miss bothering you. :(

[betterjedi]

I am glad to hear it (she still won't talk to me).

Uh, gardening? Well, I did quite enjoy working in the Temple gardens when I had some downtime. How did you know?

And, uh, you bothered me? Perhaps some future version of me?

[rebelapprentice]

Oh. Right. Timelines. :\

Yeah. You were our gardener. You used to yell at me and Winter for running on the lawn.

You loved that lawn.

[libertyisdead]

Darling Leia, I will be back from the library shortly; I am sorry, I was not aware that you would be stopping by to visit. I promise I will see you soon.

Would you like to stay for dinner at least, sweetheart?

And I assure you, I have been disposing of anything past its expiration date as best as I have been able. It is possible... that your father has been hoarding food once again. *sigh*

[rebelapprentice]

Okaaaaaaaay. :) Thanks, Mom. What are we having?

I met a new friend! His name is America. He told me that Japanese food helps people lose weight.

Maybe we should give some to Anakin.

[libertyisdead]

Ah, yes, I see! :)

Please tell me what you are in the mood for and I'll pick something up on my way back to the apartment (do not let your father convince you to ask me for anything unhealthy, please - he knows I cannot say no to you).

[rebelapprentice]

Let's have sushi.

Have fun at work!

[boozeandsurgery]

Look kid, tell your father to take it easy on the possibly lethal foods there. No one has died this week, and I was really looking forward to keeping it that way. Plus I'm not thrilled at the idea of having to do a bypass on his heart.

Just in case I'll let the nurses know to be ready. I hope he feels happy he's ruining a very nice weekend.

[rebelapprentice]

Don't worry. I'm sure he's taking much joy in it. :(

[insidethepalm]

...

Hello, darling. I'll be there shortly with his pills. And some guards. To take him to the hospital. I doubt that raw bacon will do his body any good.

As in it will make him fat(ter).

[rebelapprentice]

Sometimes Emma Frost

when he's waddling

I think he's gonna roll

and roll

and roll

[insidethepalm]

Me too, darling. And please, just call me Emma. If I can call you Leia, that is.

[rebelapprentice]

Sure, Emma. And thanks.

Not that I care about him or anything.