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[knows_science]

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Private

[four_too_long]

Seeing as you're only taking me to the infirmary to use my blood to heal those infected, it wouldn't give you much towards any favors I ask. I wasn't born yesterday, Doctor. I'll give you your blood, but you still owe me. And I won't be needing an escort. I can't die, hardly seems necessary to defend me against the dead.

Re: Private

[knows_science]

kj;kjk;ajdohgodhe'sinmyheadhe'sinmyhead- Uh, okay, that's cool. Good luck!

[boozeandsurgery]

I'm on my way. You know, just once I'd like this place to not explode with the undead.

[knows_science]

You and me both, Doc.

[cant_shag]

Right then. Well I'm a Doctor type, and I don't fancy getting bit, tho I'm pretty sure I can't turn, so infirmary for me it is.

[knows_science]

Hmmm... that's right, you're like, already dead.

How would you feel, hypothetically, about being drenched in blood and staggering around going 'grarargh' a lot?

[cant_shag]

.........

*sigh*

Not like I haven't done it before, but last time there wasn't any blood involved. Why can't we be invaded by a hoard of weevils or something? Pretty sure being king o that lot is slightly less humiliating than being able to pass for a zombie ....

[knows_science]

Wait... you're dead and you're a weevil? Wow. I so do not want to know.

Look, I think I have the medical stuff covered right now, so maybe we can skip the blood and have you out there helping people get here alive. I think Mrs. Dean could use a hand. Well, technically she could use legs, but that's another thing.

[legless_pilgrim]

On my way. Might take me a while- the place isn't exactly chair-friendly right now. Don't worry, I'm armed and can crawl pretty fast.