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[morphingtonks]

Here I thought the afterlife would be ... gloomier than this. Instead it looks like a setting in one of those muggle films dad liked to watch.

So where in the name of Merlin's - pants am I, then? Don't give me that ' You're actually a fictional character!' talk again, either.

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[6thyearsnake]

hello ..... cousin.

.... no it would be too much to expect you to listen to reason, wouldn't it. I won't even bother then.

[[THIS IS CORRIE RIGHT? ARE YOU ON AIM? I'M FIVEDISKGIRL IF YOU ARE <3]]

[morphingtonks]

What are you doing here?

If anyone has been unreasonable, it hasn't been me - you might as well tell me and save someone else the trouble of doing it.

[I'm on now! : ) ]

[6thyearsnake]

I'm here because the interdimensional gate that brings us all here brought me here. You are here because the universe hates me and wants to make me miserable.

Someone else already has gone to the trouble of doing it, you just didn't listen. We're fictional, and we're stuck here, so you'd bloody well better get used to the idea.

[morphingtonks]

Oh yes, and I wanted to die and find out that I was fictional and end up stuck here with you did I?

...

Um. You wouldn't happen to know if Remus happened to be here, do you?

[rabbitproblem]

Nymphadora?

Oh my god...Tonks!

[morphingtonks]

...Remus? You're really here?

It's me.

[hatesandwich]

Merlin's pants? What the hell kind of cuss is that?

[morphingtonks]

It was the best I could come up with on such short notice, and at the same time safe for young eyes.

But now that you should mention it ... fucking hell, what a day.

[hatesandwich]

'safe for young eyes'? maaaan listen to yourself, you sound like fuckin Marry Poppins or something.

..... you aren't actually Marry Poppins, are you? Cuz it's possible, seeing as how she's fictional and we're all fictional and .... fuckin hell this place is weird. :|

[morphingtonks]

No, I'm not Mary Poppins.

...and really, who's Mary Poppins?