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[i_gotdepression]

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Man this isn't cool

I told Molly I would finish an entire piece of toast on my own today without havin' it bring up bad memories and stuff today is the day I make her proud.

Ray I am going to be so pissed at you if you did something that sucked me into some kind of crazy underground government conspiracy SO PISSED RAY

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[yup_whitesuit]

A pittin!

[i_gotdepression]

What the hell tiny Vader

[yup_whitesuit]

Stay where you are

Leia will be so pleased

[USER HAS LOGGED OFF]

[i_gotdepression]

Now I got that guy that fucked up Star Wars chasin' after me this is officially dogshit

[painfuldiodes]

You could still finish the toast here. It just wouldn't do any good because Molly isn't here to see it. No matter how much toast you eat, none of it will do any good. That's just the way it goes, you know.

[i_gotdepression]

That is a crap thing to tell a dude little robot

did Liebot send you or something? Either way you gotta get laid

I myself would be laid at this moment had I not been kidnapped by the government and taken from my wife and such

[painfuldiodes]

I'm a robot. I can't 'get laid' or eat or sleep or do any of the other disgusting biological acts most organics are obsessed with deriving pleasure from. In fact, if there is an act I can derive pleasure from, I haven't found it.

What's a Liebot?

[i_gotdepression]

Bullshit, all robots do is go to Ray's pad and drink all his booze and bone their robot women

man I bet you're part of the torture, like some kind of Bring-Me-Down-a-Tron 0000879 or something

[the_ill_nasty]

Whoa man let's put our balls on ice and chill out

I didn't do HORSESHIT

[i_gotdepression]

I gotta right to be pissed at the man with a personal airwolf in his back yard

the military is probably all 'look at that dude, he is all kind of terrorist' but really I just went street bowling that one time with you when we where pissing drunk

[the_ill_nasty]

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Beef you don't think Keith Moon's family found out about what I got under my bed do you

I just saw me a library with free tit mags this sure is a fancy torturing facility

[i_gotdepression]

Well maybe that's part of the torture them overloadin' you on tit mags and then withdraw them. Bet our food and water has like, fine mists of cocaine and shit sprinkled in it.

Hang on I have that dude from Star Wars comin' for my ass and he is hella crazy

I AM LAUGHING. SO HARD. OH MY GOD, TEARS

[social_links]

[You stare and stare but yes. It's a dog holding a bottle of alcohol.]

[i_gotdepression]

You keep starin' like that and your eyeballs gonna pop right out of your head little deformed anime freak kid

[social_links]

I'm not deformed.

I'm not a freak, either.

[i_gotdepression]

You got your shiney eyes and your technicolor hair and your giant head and oversized weapons appearin' outta nowhere and pocket monsters shit who knows what your junk looks like