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[wakingpies]

... well.

This is certainly a peculiar predicament I seem to have gotten myself into.

Could it be that this is some kind of purgatory for people who have developed habits of waking dead people?

Would someone be kind enough to direct me to the Pie Hole?

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[otherworldsthan]

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Pie Hole...?

Wow.

[wakingpies]

It is the name of an establishment, solely dedicated to the baking and serving of pies.

[otherworldsthan]

Can I have some pie?

[wakingpies]

I don't exactly have the materials to create said pies, but once I figure out exactly what is going on here...

[ashestobones]

I don't know what that is, but I haven't seen one.

[wakingpies]

It is the pie shop. I seem to have misplaced myself. Or perhaps I have misplaced the Pie Hole?

Which is rather nonsensical, since it is stationary and very difficult to misplace.

[ashestobones]

I haven't seen a pie shop. But yours isn't here.

[wakingpies]

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This is not good.

[rabbitproblem]

We've all gotten ourselves into this peculiar predicament, or rather, a combination of forces beyond our control has. You're not alone. It's a lot to take in, I'm afraid, and it can be rather boring at times, and at other times it's lethal and I think I might have flirted with your girlfriend at a tea party but I've never flirted before in my life, so I'm not completely sure that's what I was doing. And I didn't know she was your girlfriend at the time. It could have been harmless chatting, that's probably what it was, but my conscience is bothering me and I'd be happy to be your friend that is, if you don't want to punch me in my face.

[wakingpies]

Lethal? I don't want any lethal. I've gone all my life just fine with a limited amount of lethal and I don't think I could take any more.

No, no punching, although there was a moment where it was strongly considered, but eventually curbed.

[rabbitproblem]

From what I heard if you die, you apparently come back, no strings attached, no one-minute rule, no life-for-a-life exchange, except you do lose part of your memory. So "lethal" isn't very permenant here, but I suppose we're both used to death caveats.

[wakingpies]

I suppose that is better than dying again and dying forever.

... not that death is something I am very familiar with of course.

[skelleyman]

I AM AFRAID THERE IS NO ESTABLISHMENT BY THAT NAME HERE. THOUGH THEY DO ON OCCASION HAVE PIE IN THE CAFETERIA.

[wakingpies]

This... is a problem.

Wait a second. Who are you?

[skelleyman]

I AM SORRY I SHOULD HAVE INTRODUCED MYSELF. I AM DEATH.

[wakingpies]

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This can't be happening.

[notsodeadgirl]

Hi, Ned.

[wakingpies]

... Chuck?

[notsodeadgirl]

...I'm glad you're finally here.

[wakingpies]

Oh, Chuck.

I don't know what's going on. This isn't the Pie Hole. It's all very confusing and confounding and I don't know what to do.