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[legless_pilgrim]

Now let me see if I got this straight.

This place is supposed to be a prison for every damn fool in all the worlds who's unlucky enough to be written about by somebody in this one, right? Unicorns, giant spiders, living jellyfish, they could all show up. Seems to me a place like this ought to be prepared to accommodate just about anyone.

With that

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OH GOD BE GENTLE SUSANNAH HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND

[yup_whitesuit]

...what?

Re: OH GOD BE GENTLE SUSANNAH HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND

[legless_pilgrim]

Y'know, ramps. Those things those of us who go about on wheels have to travel on when a strong back or our own stumps won't do.

[yup_whitesuit]

...are you Hapan?

Is that why they left you like that???

This is a terrible planet

[legless_pilgrim]

I'm American, sweetie. From Earth. Where we are now, give or take a shift in universes. And where would you be from?

[otherworldsthan]

SUSANNAH SUSANNAH SUSANNAH!!!!!!

Oy let me type--

They got a lotta guns to make up for it, but yeah, this place has all kinds of bullshit.

[legless_pilgrim]

Jake, sweetie! I'm so glad you're here too. Imprisonment loves company, y'know. 'Least there's no hoses here, right?

Oh, I'm glad Oy's here too, of course.

[towerjunkie]

Susannah--

Jeez, Suze, about damn time. Where are you? I'll come find you, shit, don't go anywhere.

[ USER HAS LOGGED OFF (before waiting for an answer, faaail) ]

[legless_pilgrim]

Um, okay white boy, pretty sure I just explained I was having some transport difficulties, but-

Wait, Eddie- did you not just get here?

Eddie? Darling?

[notpuny]

Okay guys, if any giant spiders actually show up, just let me know. I'll take care of it.

[legless_pilgrim]

Giant spiders a specialty for you, friend?

[notpuny]

You could say I've got some experience in the area of giant spiders, yeah.

Wasn't my original major choice, but hey, we can't all be lawyers.

[legless_pilgrim]

Well, long days and pleasant nights to you, sir. I'm Susannah Dean, from Mid-World and New York before that. I guess you could say my specialty is gunslinging, and let me tell you, wasn't my original choice either.

[insidethepalm]

...euuuugh, okay, you can talk to me about it. I'll get everything requested in since we haven't had our election yet.

I'm terribly sorry, Ms. Dean, is it? Very sorry. I'll go yell shrilly at some soldiers and they can go cry to their commanding officers.