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[majorinyri]

Janson, I think maybe we should take Cal out for dinner sometime, like, together. I can't be a parent on my own and all he does is skateboard and he keeps coming home with bruises and...:/

Everyone else, if someone wants to babysit for me so I can do stuff without wondering where the hell my child is, I'll pay you. Probably in alcohol.

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[chosen_next]

I would love to get paid in booze, but I'm pretty sure he'd end up with more bruises with me watching him than without ... :/

[majorinyri]

...yeah, thanks. I'll keep you on the list.

[yubyubcommander]

Uh. I guess I could watch Cal for a bit. Got nothing else to do.

[majorinyri]

Lifesaver, sir <3

[cal_tas_tic]

But I'm getting really good!

[majorinyri]

Yes, you are. You really...are.

Are you bleeding anywhere? *fret*

[flyingewoks]

This doesn't count as a date, though.

[majorinyri]

Ew.

[flyingewoks]

YOU CAN'T SAY 'EW'.

We have a child.

[majorinyri]

YEAH. ONE I DIDN'T BIRTH.