Here, have a crazula! [VOICE POST]

[x_royalflame]

Fictional?

Fictional?

Fictional?

This must be a trap, yes.  An elaborate attempt at ending my glorious life.  Trying to trick me into believing such lies, well, whoever you are...

You miscalculated.

You miscalculated because you see?  I'm much smarter than that, yes.  I know better than to...trust anyone or anything!   I won't fall for it.  I refuse to

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[knows_science]

Oookaay then. Diagnosis: standard interdimensional displacement denial (IDD). I'm just gonna go ahead and prescribe a healthy dose of calm, along with a steady regimen of Avatar DVDs.

[x_royalflame]

I am perfectly calm!

That disease you speak of does not even exist. You're one of the assassins sent to eliminate me, aren't you? That's so hilarious!

The Avatar is here? It would be highly advised if you turned him over to me immediately.

[knows_science]

...

Uh, okay, I can't resist your power, your Highness. I'll tell you everything! There are valuable clues to the Avatar's location hidden on the DVDs with "Avatar" written on them. They'll be hard to find... It would take someone really strong and smart to do it.

[x_royalflame]

Well, being the Fire Lord, I definitely am strong and smart, I'm no failure like Zuko...

I'll have to find these things you speak of....Or maybe since I believe this is still just an elaborate trap, why don't you do the honors of finding those things for me.

[imean_siriously]

Yes, you and every other angry teenaged girl here on the base.

Don't burn your cute little ponytail off, bb.

[x_royalflame]

Angry? Who said anything about being angry because I am certainly not angry.

And who are you to even dare insult me? I am Fire Lord Azula!

[12inchblaster]

I watched your cartoon.

YOUR DAD SOUNDS FAMILIAR. LIKE SOME NAGGING GUY I KNOW. CAN'T PLACE IT.

[x_royalflame]

...Cartoon?

Well, my father is the one and only Phoenix King, the one person in the world with more power than the Fire Lord. Which is me.

[ooc: ...ROFL. That comment just made my day.]