Comments | thisisarea42: [ who the fuck you think you're fucking with, i'm the fucking boss ]

gj_master in thisisarea42

[ who the fuck you think you're fucking with, i'm the fucking boss ]

Oct 09, 2008 18:43

I believe it is time I establish a bit of order around here.

My name is Dr. Director. I will be in charge of Area 42, with the help of my assistant Jake Chambers.

...

Erm, and his pet dog Oy. Reform the child, Betty, it will be an excellent idea, you said...

I feel I must inform you of the rules, that a few of you Rorschach Anakin Shego have ( Read more... )

bitch in charge, no one cares, iiiii'm king of the bananas!, betty director

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yup_whitesuit October 9 2008, 22:48:06 UTC

I will use my command of the Force in whatever way I please.

gj_master October 9 2008, 22:50:20 UTC

And my soldiers will take you down, Mr. Skywalker.

yup_whitesuit October 9 2008, 22:52:20 UTC

That is not my name. I cannot fathom where you and everyone else here found the nerve to try and call me that, but I assure you I will carve a path through your soldiers if the mood strikes me.

gj_master October 9 2008, 22:58:45 UTC

I'm sure we will find other methods of keeping you in control.

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navyafterone October 9 2008, 22:48:43 UTC

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What're the ages for sex and drinking here?

gj_master October 9 2008, 22:50:34 UTC

Eighteen.

navyafterone October 9 2008, 22:53:38 UTC

Aw, fuck that.

Where's Hancock? I want some beer.

navyafterone October 9 2008, 22:55:20 UTC

Wait what I meant to say was I'm eighteen.

Totally eighteen.

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otherworldsthan October 9 2008, 22:48:53 UTC

OY PEED ON THE RUG D: D:

OY SORRY OY SORRY D: D: D:

...yeah, Sai Directer, sorry about that...

gj_master October 9 2008, 22:51:05 UTC

... Mr. Chambers! I asked you specifically to keep command of your dog!

otherworldsthan October 9 2008, 22:53:16 UTC

Yeah, here's the thing--

I don't have a dog.

Oy's my friend, and a billy-bumbler on top of that.

OY REALLY SORRY. SORRY!

gj_master October 9 2008, 22:59:58 UTC

Control your pet, Mr. Chambers!

majorinyri October 9 2008, 22:52:56 UTC

I'm going to need a bar. And an ice cream parlor to make sure my son doesn't eat all the kitchen stores again. A caf shop, a mall, another bar.

Five bars.

And a strip club. And a regular club.

Thanks

navyafterone October 9 2008, 22:54:00 UTC

Seconding the strip club.

gj_master October 9 2008, 23:00:33 UTC

Eighteen.

gj_master October 9 2008, 23:00:18 UTC

Erm. I will see what I can do.

notthesong October 9 2008, 22:54:38 UTC

You should really remove those rules before the people here make a fool of you.

gj_master October 9 2008, 23:02:08 UTC

Rules are not optional. The inhabitants of Area 42 cannot do whatever they please whenever it is convenient for them.

notthesong October 9 2008, 23:10:57 UTC

Hey, I'll follow your rules. Don't have a reason not to.

I was just sayin'.