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[magicbluth]

Who: Hannibal Lecter and GOB Bluth (open AFTER GOB is killed

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[lecter_md_phd]

"Insulting the lady was a rather bad move, you know," says Hannibal Lecter casually. "She is . . . well-protected."

He flips open his Harpy knife.

[magicbluth]

GOB looks at Lecter with a blank expression.

"What lady? Are you one of those crazy guys looking for change? 'cuz I don't have any, man."

People just don't appreciate magic these days.

[lecter_md_phd]

Lecter shakes his head, disgusted. "On the network. You were quite rude about Padme Amidala." He smirks. "She's the wife of Anakin Skywalker, also known as Darth Vader."

He licks his lips. "We seem to be making a habit of this. Not that I mind, really."

After all, he is quite tasty.

[magicbluth]

"I think you got me confused with someone else," GOB says, because he honestly doesn't remember insulting anyone. He doesn't remember many things that happens five minutes ago. "I have no idea what you're talking about, and I gotta change out of these pants. Dead dove."

[lecter_md_phd]

Lecter is now leaning against the tree with GOB's head, on the platter, in his hunting bag.

[libertyisdead]

Oh no! Oh, Dr. Lecter... no, no, nooooo. What did you do???

[lecter_md_phd]

Lecter smiles at her and offers the platter to her.

"He was most vulgar about your person, lady." He licks a stray drop of blood off his lips. "Such behavior is quite unacceptable."

"I don't suppose you're hungry?" he adds with a wink. "There's still plenty of good meat on him . . ."

[libertyisdead]

Padmé backs away in horror, shaking her head, fighting back the scream threatening to wrench itself from her throat.

'No, I... I-I have to go now.'