IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF NO ONE AT ALL REPLIES TO THIS. "I KNEW IT"

[ella_va]

Alright base. UNIT, O'Neill

Comments

[lecter_md_phd]

Azula likes me. So does Samantha-as you well know.

And when one is in a cell, there's really no other way to have fun than to talk to people.

And I'm sure there are people who want to kill you, and people who want to kill them, etc. I haven't actually killed any of your friends, so do calm down.

[ella_va]

CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN?!

Okay, I'll calm down.

FUCK YOU.

[lecter_md_phd]

What eloquence.

I'm in a cell right now. If you have the common sense to stay out of reach of the bars, I won't hurt you. I wouldn't anyway-I don't generally pick fights I can't win unless I am directly threatened.

So really, what is your problem with me?

[ella_va]

Shove it. You think you're smarter than everyone on this damn base. Well, you're not. I can understand how what I'm saying is tactless, but you say this to EVERYONE. You're snobby and rude but you have the audacity to hate this trait in others.

But you'll escape, Lecter. I know that. You know that. You can't hurt me but you can hurt the people I care about, and you think anyone trusts your bullshit promises? Who says you won't fly into a rage an 'accidentally' hurt a kid? MY kid, one of my students? No. Fuck you.

My problem is that you're hypocritical, elitist, rude, and dangerous.

[yup_whitesuit]

This is not the Jedi way.

But just this once, I do not believe I truly care to stop you.

[lecter_md_phd]

Oh?

You have done more damage than I, Anakin. And my past is worse than yours.

[yup_whitesuit]

Well then, from one monster to another-- no one cares about your sick justifications for your crimes. I do not believe you even comprehend good and evil, you are simply driven by your own selfish desires, like an animal. I almost feel sorry for you.

[lecter_md_phd]

We each decide what is good and what is evil. The Nazis thought they were doing good when they threw the children into the ovens at Auschwitz. The rest of us disagree. Who says what is good, in a world where cruelty is the only law?

Any damage I do is minor. I may kill, but I do it up close. I know what I do, and isn't that an improvement over those who lie to everyone and to themselves? You have seen where lying gets us. At least I tell the truth.

And I understand if you feel sorry for me. I feel sorry for you, as well. I played a part in what I am, as did you, but life played a part far larger than either of us.

[cylonfrakker]

We need order around here and part of that is we can't go executing him without a trial. I don't like him anymore than you do, but we can't just start acting like that. We all got enough of a taste during the Rip of the future that is like that.

[ella_va]

Trial?

He admits to killing several people and talks about killing more! He ate Andrew's face off two days ago!

[cylonfrakker]

Should be a quick and easy one then. We have to do things right here or no one will trust UNIT. I'm not going to let it be turned into a death squad. Even if the people deserve it. It's just wrong.

I hope Andrew recovers soon.

[jedikabobs]

I suggest we get the man a straight jacket and a muzzle and keep him imprisoned. As I understand it, killing him will only bring him back.

Also, what genius gave him a computer?

[lecter_md_phd]

And who would you have get close enough to muzzle me, Qui-Gon?

[jedikabobs]

I'm sure the Jedi are more then capable of restraining you, considering we have at least four masters of the Force on base.

[lecter_md_phd]

I escaped last time with nothing but a ballpoint pen and a paperclip. You might have a harder time than you think.

It's not like you can keep me restrained all the time. And since death is not permanent here . . . well, you see where I'm going with this, right?

[split_dog_head]

Одобрите.

[lecter_md_phd]

Was that supposed to mean 'no one', or some such thing?

Love the mask, by the way.

[split_dog_head]

Подумано вам поговорил русского.

[lecter_md_phd]

. . . well, that was a help.