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[if_i_gotta]

PSA

THIS CREEPY OLD FUCKER TRIED TO EAT ME

HE BIT ME AND THEN TORE OFF A CHUNK OF MY FLESH AND ATE IT

HE SAID HE'S FRIENDS WITH ME-- SAM GO-- YOU FUCKING RETARD CHILD, STAY AWAY FROM HIM

Comments

[emerald_firefly]

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[lecter_md_phd]

You were rude.

[if_i_gotta]

YOU DON'T EAT PEOPLE FOR BEING RUDE, YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!!

I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND RIP YOUR HEAD OFF YOU DUMBASS!!

[emerald_firefly]

Mister Lecter..

[lecter_md_phd]

Yes, Samantha?

[yup_whitesuit]

I told him.

I told him that all of mine were off-limits.

[lecter_md_phd]

It was only a little bite. And she called me a weirdo apropos of nothing.

[yup_whitesuit]

I do not care what your pathetic excuse is.

Should we meet again I will come away elbow-deep in your blood.

[lecter_md_phd]

Stay out of my way, then. I'd love to open up that lobster shell of yours . . .

[split_dog_head]

Understood. Will deal with him.

List of people to deal with getting very long. Will have to eliminate more efficiently.