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[yup_whitesuit]

This is not...what...this is not how one becomes a Jedi!

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[namelesschildx]

WHERE CAN I GET ONE?

[yup_whitesuit]

NOWHERE

[namelesschildx]

YOU AREN'T MY MOMMY YOU CAN'T TELL ME NO

[willkickass]

What...what do you mean? That is totally where I got my Jedi License.

[yup_whitesuit]

MARA JADE IS IS A PERVERSION OF EVERYTHING THE JEDI ORDER STANDS FOR

YOUR CHEEK IS NOT APPRECIATED

[willkickass]

YOU...

ARE...CRAZY.

Just because you can print something out that says "I AM A JEDI" doesn't mean someone IS a Jedi. Good gods, Anakin, get a hobby, dear.

[yup_whitesuit]

THAT IS NOT THE POINT

[whattattoos]

Astral.

I wonder if I can requisition one of these.

[yup_whitesuit]

Ani yelled real loud and now he's grabbing his chest!

I think you gave him a heart attack. :(

[whattattoos]

I have accomplished in two seconds and one holonet message what my father couldn't accomplish in years of dogfights.

THIS IS WHY I AM THE BEST.

[yup_whitesuit]

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You aren't very nice! As soon as I finish force-feeding Ani this aspirin I'm going to tell him what a mean person you are!!

[taggingwomprats]

Well... It is the crazy planet where we're fictional.

[yup_whitesuit]

NEVER IN ALL OF THE ANY OF THE POSSIBLE GALAXIES HAVE I BEEN TO A MORE TERRIBLE PLANET THAN THIS ONE

[taggingwomprats]

I think Tatooine was worse. At least this place has water.

[yup_whitesuit]

I DO NOT TRUST THIS EARTH WATER

[jedikabobs]

...

what?

[yup_whitesuit]

THAT IS WHAT I SAID!!

TALK SENSE INTO MY SON, IF YOU WOULD

[jedikabobs]

This is disgusting. Becoming a jedi requires years of training, presence of mind, inner peace...

Ugh.

[yup_whitesuit]

MASTER JINN IT IS REFRESHING TO HEAR SUCH INSIGHT AND WISDOM AFTER THE FLIPPANT, BLATANT DISRESPECT OF THE PADAWANS HERE

TELL ME YOU WILL BEAT THIS OUT OF THEM DURING YOUR LESSONS