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Uh.

Anybody seen a blonde girl named Lilly Truscott? Kinda boyish, eats like a pig, freaks out easily? If she's here, I'm sure she's totally losing it.

She's my best friend, and I heard Princess Leia got HER best friend, so maybe...

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What's your name?

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When my bodyguard gets here?

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You know, a friend of mine once had some hermaphrodite porn titled Best of Both Worlds..

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EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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Yeah, well, he owned it, not me.

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Yes, Miley, this is Guy Secretan, who I'm currently ashamed to admit is a friend of mine. Fortunately for you, he doesn't hit on the underaged.