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[youloveme_xoxo]

Gossip Girl Special Report: I've been told that Wes Janson has space herpes. This person is sure that space herpes exists, because they have worked with aliens before.

Ladies, be warned: WES JANSON HAS SPACE HERPES. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT SLEEP WITH THIS MAN UNLESS YOU WANT SPACE HERPES AND GIANT MUTATING SPACE CRABS THAT FEAST ON YOUR VAGINA

Comments

[pc_cooper]

Well.

I, for one, am so glad I turned that bastard down. God.

[fighter__pilot]

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[justverybad]

I heard Spike gave them to him.

Spike got them from John, obv.

[godsemployee]

Ah, so the closed Church has led to God's punishment! Good for Him. The lot of you seem like filthy, uneducated heathens besides.

[fighter__pilot]

Hey, how about you kriff off?

:)

[godsemployee]

I don't quite understand what you're saying, but a lovely kriff to you too, my dark, African friend!

:)

[majorinyri]

...........

Shalla. I hold, you punch? :P

[majorinyri]

I...seriously doubt this. As much as I don't like Janson most days.

I mean...Shalla doesn't have herpes, what-the-kriff-ever they are.