inventorying the resistance

[chosen_next]

[Encrypted, Unhackable, to the Resistance- filtered from Gossip Girl, ALL THE BAD GUYS, and ALL the Spikes]

[forgot to add, this is totes filtered from ALL SOULLESS VAMPIRES, that includes YOU CAM... if it's not too late already DX ]

Yo. We need to get this resistance organized. First order of business is taking stock of all our supplies, and

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[12inchblaster]

Hey! I ain't ordinary.

[chosen_next]

Ain't you from that Star Wars nerd-fest?

... ok, I looked you up online and you're a regular human. Do you like regular better than ordinary?

Christ I don't have time for this shit.

You got any guns, or anything useful?

[12inchblaster]

do i have guns

DO I HAVE GUNS

DO I HAVE GUNS

DO. I. HAVE. GUNS.

I have about a million, lady. Enough so that every Force-damned person on this base can carry two, shoot them while jumping through the air, drop them, flick their wrist, AND BAM. TWO NEW GUNS FLY FROM THEIR SLEEVES.

Do I have any guns

Kriffing hells

[mercjedi]

Han is solid, he might be a Jedi but the Force is certainly with him. Also he's a better shot than me.

[keepsyoualive]

Helo and I can fight, and we've been sneaking supplies into our operations center. I'll send someone by to show you where it is.

You also might want a separate group for militarily/combat trained humans, it makes a big difference who knows how to fight and who doesn't, whether we've got super powers or not.

Frakking hell, if we could get vipers in here, I'd have taken out that bitch the second she showed up.

[chosen_next]

You're military then, yeah? You go in the coms category.

vipers, they some kind of gun or something? oh, I just looked it up online. Spaceships. Right. Probably not so helpful seeing as we're all stuck *inside* a base.

[keepsyoualive]

Colonial Fleet.

Get her in the holodeck, and we'll see just how unhelpful it is.

[eaglelanding]

Add me if you want me, babe. Suppose I'd be the super-human.. Need abilities?

[chosen_next]

well hello there.

yeah, hit me, hot stuff. What can ya do?

[eaglelanding]

Normally I wouldn't be listing off these things, but for you, girl, I'll make an exception.

I got flying up to super-sonic speed, strength enough to lift trucks, and a useful ability of mostly impenetrable skin..

[chosen_next]

The more you talk, the more I like you.

Hot damn could we use some of that on our side

[borntobeajedi]

Not just some Jedi. Last I counted, four Masters, four Knights ... and two apprentices, but my past self isn't much of a fighter yet. We'll want him on the intel side, anything to do with computers and the network.

There's the Digimon, too; don't forget them.

But don't forget Vader for the bad guys, either.

[chosen_next]

Dude, look, I was not into your nerd-fest, aight? So I dunno all about your ranks or wever. Masters would be highest, I assume, and apprentices ... can they even fight at all, or should they go in the non-com catigory?

Digimon? Is this like a bad tv show?

Vader, ok, check.

[borntobeajedi]

... basically, you don't want to go up against a Master. Hell, you don't want to go up against a Knight, but even we shut up and listen when the Masters are talkin'. And like I said, one of the apprentices -- that's baby me -- definitely non-com. My little cousin Bennie, ehhh, he's good with a blade but he's kind of a loose cannon. Point him at minions and let him go, but I'd keep him out of big fights.

Got it in one. But the little monsters make astral fighting companions.

[yup_whitesuit]

We are facing Vader. Thank whatever deity you follow that there are Jedi here at all.

[chosen_next]

Dude, chill whitey. I have fought the source of all evil, the First Evil, so after that, it ain't impressive.

I'm sure this is an apocalypse and all, but when you've seen as many as I have, you realize there are apocalypses and apocalypses.

So far this is straight up the former. The only reason I'm sweating it, is I got friends dead, so I want to make sure my revenge goes down solid, capiche?

[yup_whitesuit]

Vader is worse than evil. He is vile, power-hungry--

You will know when you meet him. May the Force be with you.