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[star_to_steer]

To Dethklok, the Supreme One, and... anyone else attacking the base who I am not aware of. I hate this place. This is Captain James T. Kirk of the Federation Starship Enterprise, I desire a peaceful solution to the present... situation. There doesn't have to be any further loss of life! We can discuss this like reasonable beings! We can find out

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[alwaysdelegates]

You know, this sounds like an excellent idea.

Come to my mansion alone and we will speak of such matters.

[star_to_steer]

I see no reason why there should be anything we have to say to each other that cannot be said over this network, Ma'am.

[alwaysdelegates]

You are correct.

Let me speak to you.

I OWN YOU. RESIST AND YOU WILL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH.

[star_to_steer]

Ma'am, perhaps there are certain facts you are unaware of. Allow me to point them out to you.

You have at your disposal yourself, Lord Vader, a number of henchman severely lacking in mental capacity, and perhaps some things I'm not aware of.

Arrayed against you are hundreds of people ranging from... the superpowered to the outright supernatural. The Jedi alone I have lost track of!

This... mad quest for power of yours is doomed to failure, now I am begging you to call it off peacefully before more people have to die.

[yup_whitesuit]

Captain Kirk, I respect that you are a man of peace.

But for the love of the Force

[star_to_steer]

Mr. Skywalker, I understand it is a long shot, but if there's even the slightest chance I can stop what's happening here without further carnage, I have to try.

[yup_whitesuit]

We. Are. Dealing. With. Vader.

[like_animals]

Ani, Ani, what would the Jedi say?

[freeballin_bass]

Why don't shove it up your ass you fat dildo. Oh and your last album f(totally awesome metal censor noise)g sucked.

[star_to_steer]

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Well a double dildo on you too, Mister!

[freeballin_bass]

Who's balls did you steal? You're still a dildo.

[star_to_steer]

What... the hell does that have to do with anything? Listen, all I'm asking for is an explanation! Why are you and your... bandmates doing this? Why destroy the concert? Why try to take over the base? You must have a reason!

[musicdyslexkia]

You are little star trek boys that we beats up in the schoolsgrounds. Why woulds we ever talk with someones so lame?

[star_to_steer]

Good God, are these people even fully sentient?

What. Do. You. Want.

[springthetrap]

Goodness, even I think this is a terrible idea.