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Jun 29, 2008 21:20

My name is Laura Roslin.  I used to be president of the 12 Colonies, but due to a paperwork misshap, I seem to have ended up here.  What do you guys do for work?  I'm thinking of opening up a school.  By the way, do any of you have the name of a good doctor?

karl c "helo" agathon, dr mcninja, cavil, allison cameron, gaius baltar, han solo, leoben, caroline todd, tory foster, mac, guy secretan, laura roslin, shego, kara "starbuck" thrace, zaphod beeblebrox, hawkeye, simon tam

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zaphod4prez June 30 2008, 02:30:42 UTC
Well, lady, I happen to be President of the Galaxy.

Your Twelve Colonies sound like they suck!

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time4airlock June 30 2008, 02:36:34 UTC
Hey! Don't talk shit about the Colonies. They don't exist anymore. You can keep your presidency, but WATCH YOUR BACK.

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zaphod4prez June 30 2008, 02:38:32 UTC
Woah there, firecracker. Why don't you say we discuss our presidencies over a very presidential Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?

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time4airlock June 30 2008, 02:41:44 UTC
Sorry, I get defensive when my Colonies are insulted. Let's get to those drinks.

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streamfetish June 30 2008, 02:31:19 UTC
Welcome, Laura. It is good to see you, regardless of our pasts. There are many doctors here, and I will pray for you as well.

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time4airlock June 30 2008, 02:37:23 UTC
Um...thanks. I see you haven't changed a bit.

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streamfetish June 30 2008, 02:39:59 UTC
The story never changes, Laura, only the players. Perhaps last time I was the President and you were the prophet, although I can't say I would handle cancer as gracefully as you do.

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time4airlock June 30 2008, 02:46:17 UTC
Even though we are no longer at war, I cannot be expected to trust you.

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starsignal June 30 2008, 02:32:33 UTC
I made a list of the best names in health care. How about Dr. McNinja?

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dont_give_a_tam June 30 2008, 02:36:18 UTC
Ummm, alternatively, if you want a surgeon who isn't completely insane, you could come see Dr. Pierce or me.

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time4airlock June 30 2008, 02:37:51 UTC
Thanks, Dr. Tam. I'll get your number from my assistant.

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time4airlock June 30 2008, 02:38:36 UTC
I don't know if that's a very good idea, Tory. The man is nothing but a shill.

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thefragilebody June 30 2008, 02:34:35 UTC
WHAT.

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time4airlock June 30 2008, 02:38:10 UTC
Oh, it's you.

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thefragilebody June 30 2008, 02:40:50 UTC
OH AND I'M THRILLED. DO YOU SEE MY THRILLED FACE? TOTALLY EXCITED YOU'RE HERE, ROSLIN.

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time4airlock June 30 2008, 02:47:11 UTC
It may be the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters talking, but you look very well-rested.

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brothersnark June 30 2008, 02:38:49 UTC
Oh, great. Just what I needed.

Look, there's no airlocks in this place, so don't get your hopes up, all right?

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time4airlock June 30 2008, 02:44:26 UTC
Oh, don't be so hostile. Once everyone else around here figures out what a heinous fool you are, they'll be rallying to build something to throw you out of.

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brothersnark June 30 2008, 02:47:50 UTC
I'm a fool? I'm sorry, which of us in on the verge of extinction, dashing pitifully across the galaxy in hope of salvation via radioactive wasteland?

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time4airlock June 30 2008, 02:58:12 UTC
Hey, you're the one who started it.

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