Kickboxing is of the devil.
As are horses, cars, men and umbrellas.

Alcohol however, is going to be so very good tomorrow night.

My life is screwed, seriously screwed ( Read more... )

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Yesterday was my history exam. It was three hours long, two papers at the same time. I half feel like I did okay and half feel like I completely screwed it up ( Read more... )

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Why can't I revise? I really want to. I don't want to fail my history exam, I'm good at the bloody subject..and yet I don't want to pick a book up. At all. Maybe its my lack of interest in communist Russia, who knows, but if I don't put some effort in I'm stuck in this dump for the rest of my life and thats a terrifying thought. I think ( Read more... )

Oh today has been wonderful. I spent my entire wage on clothes and films that I didn't need, sat in Starbucks and made my head hurt while revising, wore a short skirt and constantly thought about sex. Amazing.

5 books everyone should read (not in order or anything ( Read more... )

[To J.B. Sutton, 31 Dec 41 ( Read more... )

I'm absolutely bloody knackered, and the only reason I'm writing in my journal is because I have a new computer desk and having my keyboard on a table is quite a novelty.

But it isn't that good. So now I'll stop.