[Nathan Barley] Fic: I'll Learn Eventually

[thirstyrobot]

Title: I'll Learn Eventually
Pairing: Dan/Jones
Rating: NC-17!
Words: 2342
Notes: This is Roadtrip shower porn, actually a missing scene from One Day We'll Look Back And... itself that occurs between the last two sections. Which means there is rimming. And irresponsible quoting of the Smiths. Fair warning

Comments

[storyfan]

Oh, this is just what was needed tonight. This is so hot and sweet and funny, too.

Favorite lines:

Dan can't help flinching again, when the fingers return, but Jones smiles up at him. "Shhh. You need to relax, Dan. It ain't a big deal. Sex is fuckin' hilarious if you do it right."

I've never heard sex described that way, but that's the perfect word for it.

[thirstyrobot]

Glad to improve your night, dear! <3 Sex is completely ridiculous and funny sometimes and I think Jones would think so. :P

[evil_kingdom]

Perfect
Just perfect.
You are amazing, and Dan/Jones is amazing
thank you <3 <3 <3

[thirstyrobot]

So glad you liked, dear! <3 Happy a bit late birthday!

[silent_fields]

It's got a St. Christopher medallion hanging from it.

Oh Jones. :(

"Shhh. You need to relax, Dan. It ain't a big deal. Sex is fuckin' hilarious if you do it right."

Oh Jones. <3

This was just wonderful. <3 I loved how funny and warm it all felt.

[thirstyrobot]

So I just this morning found the message you sent me like WEEKS ago, WTF LJ, sorry! I can at least reassure you that the story behind the medallion is nothing so sad as all that.

Anyway, very glad you enjoyed this, thank you!

[silent_fields]

It's ok! I just assumed it was a secret and you couldn't tell me. ^_^; But thanks! This knowledge does not diminish my desire to snuggle Jones in any way, poor guy.

I also really loved - but he manages to just shout, "Jones!" and embark on a hazy half-mad train of thought wondering if he ought to be calling Jones by whatever given name he's theoretically got, but this really isn't the time to ask and Dan can't hold onto the thought long enough anyway. Priorities Dan, priorities.

[ftw302]

:D

sorry, words, not emoticons. UHHMM...uuurrr...

:D :D :D

[thirstyrobot]

Words, bah. Words are for word-users. YAY HAPPY FACES THANK YOU! :D
Happy birthday! <3

[perplexed_angel]

I haven't yet gotten around to reading the roaptripverse fics (bad Tina is bad, I know, hush!) But now omfg, it's near the top of my list of things to read because of this XD

Jones is so lovely and hilarious during sex, my god, I love that boy. And I have such a massive shower kink, so this was a perfect gift idea for me. Umph, and Jones' sticky-upy hair, the fluttery kisses, hair pulling AND petting... of DAN'S HAIR.

Having your very arsehole laughed into is a unique experience.
I have so much love for this line.

Thanks for the early pressie love ^_^ you're too kind! <3

[thirstyrobot]

Aw, cripes, I thought you'd read it! >.> At least you liked it anyway, which YAY. <3 Shower kink good. :D I figured better early than ridiculously late, which is what it would've been if I'd done something else.

Jones can come help us raise our sweaty football Noel babies with Daddy Rev. XD

[perplexed_angel]

No I haven't D: (IM SO SORRY<3! It's completely my own fault for being se behind in fic! But it was okay because shower sex and rimming makes complete sense without any prior knowledge to this verse!) Man, I tell ya, these early birthday gift fics will be the death of me >.< I won't even see my 19th birthday if you ladies keep this up!

Omg. Jones would make the perfect nanny for Aiden Sparkle Underscore and Fairy Liquid Comma The XD I'm just trying to imagine Dan's reaction to our glittery footballer children. I think he'd be somewhat terrified of them. Either that or he'd be completely enamored by them...

[thirstyrobot]

Aw, don't be sorry! I'm insanely behind on reading many many things, I just thought I'd remembered a comment from you but it must've been from something else. :P

Noooo, you must liiiiiiive!

Dan will be put off by Aiden and Fairy at first, but they'll charm him eventually. XD