Comments | thinlizzy2: Funny stuff!

thinlizzy2

Funny stuff!

Nov 23, 2010 21:18

I love my adopted country, but there are some things I genuinely don't understand. I've compiled a list of the funniest stuff I've noticed in the last week, and am sharing it here cuz I'm bored and such. Please enjoy ( Read more... )

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sailorhathor November 23 2010, 12:33:24 UTC

LOL! All very funny stuff.

Cuteness is so culturally important in Japan that I don't know if we foreigners will ever fully understand it. Like, I've heard that Japanese ads for the A Nightmare on Elm Street movies had Freddy Krueger pictured as an adorable little cartoon character. He murders teenagers! XD

I want to see the cute little bears trying to open the condom.

>> I just noticed that the teasppons I bought today have the words "sheep poon" engraved in English on the handles. They have nothing to do with either sheep or vaginas.

ALL YOUR SHEEP PORN ARE BELONG TO US.

thinlizzy2 November 25 2010, 10:06:29 UTC

Yeah, cute MATTERS here. After a while, you honestly start craving some ugly. But it's hard to come by...

sailorhathor November 25 2010, 23:11:31 UTC

>> After a while, you honestly start craving some ugly

Starting this January on Japanese TV, The UgoRangers!

Meet Yuki, the awkward teen with massive acne problems! Akemi, who, well, just look at her, folks! WOOF! And their guardian, Yaya, voted the ugliest dog in the world! *Yaya is missing one eye and his tongue sticks so far out of his mouth, to the left, that it's creepy* You can't tell over the television, but he smells bad, too! Like he's already dead! YAY!

Would that make you happy? ;)

thinlizzy2 November 26 2010, 09:25:15 UTC

That'll do nicely, thanks! When does it air???

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peachpai November 23 2010, 13:53:22 UTC

Oh Japan, I will never understand you. But I still want to go someday. XD

thinlizzy2 November 25 2010, 10:06:53 UTC

Oh, let me know if you do! You can crash here if you like.

peachpai November 26 2010, 06:20:41 UTC

That would be awesome! ♥ If I ever manage to get the money, I'll be sure to let you know.

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thinlizzy2 November 25 2010, 10:07:13 UTC

Isn't it just? I heart it!

jaimeykay November 23 2010, 16:40:48 UTC

Oh man, I love the Japanese :)

"Sheep poon" is definitely my favorite!

thinlizzy2 November 25 2010, 10:08:45 UTC

I've worked that one out! The spoons are made by a company called "lube sheep" (I know, I know) which is a mispelling of "love sheep". You're supposed to read it as S(heep)POON - spoon.

The lube sheep thing just about killed me tho...

saurina November 23 2010, 16:47:11 UTC

1) HA HA HA HA I have no words..
2) They should definitely swap. Especially the guy at the immigration office is so misplaced that it's not even funny, poor immigrants.
3) WHAHAHA ohh I would love to see that. Cute and cudley bears on condoms, they are really taking the whole "Be safe, use condoms" to another level!
4) I once saw a big poster for a "Bitch party", but I'm pretty sure they meant "Beach party". I'll bet there was a lot of hair-pulling and name-calling going on at that Bitch party..;)

thinlizzy2 November 25 2010, 10:10:47 UTC

It's often mispronounced "bitch" here. On a stagette weekend, my friend got really drunk and ad a massive hangover the day we were supposed to go to the ocean. I suggested she stay at the hotel, but she just kept insisting, "No! Bitch!" I was really offended until I worked out she meant "beach"!

sailorhathor November 26 2010, 10:59:26 UTC

>> On a stagette weekend, my friend got really drunk and ad a massive hangover the day we were supposed to go to the ocean. I suggested she stay at the hotel, but she just kept insisting, "No! Bitch!" I was really offended until I worked out she meant "beach"!

Hahaha, that's really funny. "No! Bitch!" XD