tam: i don't know how to stop latin men named julio whose pictures consist of them in front of their ghetto cars in wifebeaters from adding me on myspace ( Read more... )

Bill Maher, on a recent closing of his show ( Read more... )

i have pinkeye in both eyes now.

i walk around looking perpetually stoned.

krisnowicki: yeah deifnitly lets go
krisnowicki: lets do it
krisnowicki: lets go to shcool in africa
krisnowicki: lets go to school for gynocology
tam: shutup kris!!!!

i have pinkeye ( Read more... )

today i wore a polka dotted dress.

and my favorite blogger (www.knockedupvegan.com) had her baby :]

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i miss you so much

tam: there's a restaurant in china that only serves the penises of animals
tam: so the menu is like "broiled beef penis", "cajun spiced orangutan cock", or "curried snapping turtle schlong"
bobbert: cock isn't vegan though
tam: it is if you dont swallow
bobbert: TAMARA GARCIA
bobbert: oh my god

i threw out your flowers today. they withered, faded, and turned downward in defeat.

they looked beautiful, but sometimes thats exactly why it's a problem