018 - So... uh...

[thinkb4ublink]

Right then. [There's a big old pause here because a) while that sounded firm, Slater's no clue where he is and b) he's not entirely sure this thing can hear him and he's not just talking to a telly. He's revealing his nervousness by rolling a metal slinky back and forth in his hands.] Yeah. Uh. Where am I and... well this ain't home. Not even

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[19centconstable]

[Ohthankgoodness: someone who isn't an American.]

You don't know where you are either?

[thinkb4ublink]

That'd be why I was asking, yeah.

[19centconstable]

I woke up in some policeman's room. His uniform is still here. He also had an orange, so I ate it.

[thinkb4ublink]

That's not much to on, is it? An orange eating policeman?

[timesbureaucrat]

We're in the Time Vortex! [Said confidently. And also totally wrong. But wee Narvin has never seen the Vortex, so he doesn't know any better.]

[thinkb4ublink]

Brilliant! [Slater does not believe this for a second, he's just humouring.]