The Find/Replace Game; Or, Suddenly John and Rodney are Raccoons

[thingswithwings]

As you may have noticed, toft_froggy actually did the find/replace new AU version of String Theory, which she has charmingly entitled Scallop Theory. This is, to me, the most hilarious game of all time. It got toft and I talking about how it would be great to just do a festival of find-and-replace fics, where you grab a random fic and f/r the central terms

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[amberlynne]

You are completely insane.

[thingswithwings]

:D

[toft_froggy]

This, just so you know, is the best thing ever, and although I can't think of anything right now, what with how I'm busy with whether or not Teyla has a balding fetish, I am totally going to spring a find/replace fic on you when you are least expecting it. Maybe I'll attempt to pass it off as my own work. YOU WON'T KNOW.

[thingswithwings]

!!!

Of course I won't know! How could I know? Your f/r technique is flawless and undetectable.

[toft_froggy]

*wooden spoons*

[pocky_slash]

Oh my god. This is possibly the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life :O I don't even have anything witty and/or idiotic to say about it! I THINK THAT IS A FIRST.

[thingswithwings]

WOW

[nextian]

Okay, mostly I just want to figure out how to play this game with Written by the Victors.

Otherwise: John wakes up in someone else's haircut.

[thingswithwings]

ahahahahahahahaha

seriously

omg

I almost fell down laughing!

Because that story would be amazing! They both wake up with different haircuts! Haircuts that they were both attracted to before! And then they start having sex for the haircuts, but then something happens, and they begin to experience pleasure as people with those haircuts, rather than with people with those haircuts. I LOVE IT.

[livrelibre]

This is amazing and must be done right now!*

(waits patiently with crack pipe in hand)

*by someone who is not me