(Untitled)

[thingsexplode]

*appears with the girled!Naruto on her front porch*

Watch out for the cratered bits.

*leads the way inside* Now, what did you want pointers on?

Comments

[team7verso]

*Looks around for a moment before turning his attention back to the lovely lady in front of him.* Well, for starters, I'd like to look a little less like something that popped right off the pages of a porn mag and more like... well, you. More realistic, ya know?

*Pauses, frowning thoughtfully* I'd also like to know if there's a certain way of holding myself to keep my back from hurting after I've held this for a bit...

[thingsexplode]

I'm almost insulted. But considering porn, I'm not.

*looks him over, inch by inch* You look like you have two basket balls on top of a bud vase. Make the boobs smaller, at least. Also, not being as skinny as you are could help.

*considers* You're not bad, otherwise. The hair looks like it came out of a bottle, but you're very hot.

As for the back-hurting thing, you'll need a bra or some other supporting garment. I'm not sure what your sexy ninja chicks use. *grins*

[team7verso]

Heh. How much smaller should I be going for with the breasts? And how can I fix the hair? I've thought about trying for a single ponytail, or maybe just letting it loose...

[thingsexplode]

A C cup. 'Swhat I've got, and if you want to look like me... *chuckles*

If you're going strictly for sexy, let it hang loose. If you want to keep it out of your face, use a ponytail or learn to put it in a bun or braid. Ponytails are easiest, though.