Comments | things_go_boom: In which this post can be seen as something that isn't a fish

things_go_boom

In which this post can be seen as something that isn't a fish

Jan 03, 2011 08:35

I don't believe this! KINDLE IS DEAD!

[Did she go to Hawke's room, look at the dead floating fish in the tank and return to her room to type this not realizing she typed it on the network instead of a private e-mail and that others might think she means the real Kindle? Possibly visiting her Commander's room to feed fish while Hawke was still asleep ( Read more... )

dana, andy, max, slippy, hawke, zapdos, uxie

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yellow_binesi January 3 2011, 13:39:11 UTC

O sHiT u SrS?!?

And then no one realized it was a fish reading this for more terrible things things_go_boom January 3 2011, 13:41:24 UTC

Yeah, she's just floating over the body of water.

things_go_boom January 3 2011, 13:42:17 UTC

She was pretty bloated too.

yellow_binesi January 3 2011, 13:45:41 UTC

u SuRe U dIdNt "AcCiDeNtAlLy" ShOcK hEr 2 DeAtH?

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hold oooooooooon to the niiiiiiiiiight black_hawke January 3 2011, 17:15:59 UTC

[What.]

black_hawke January 3 2011, 17:16:14 UTC

[What.]

black_hawke January 3 2011, 17:16:22 UTC

black_hawke January 3 2011, 17:16:32 UTC

[Oh wait I mean]

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tank_rockarms January 3 2011, 18:27:24 UTC

WHAT HOW WHO WHERE WHEN HOW DO YOU KNOW

things_go_boom January 3 2011, 21:05:20 UTC

[WAIT WAIT WHY IS MAX SAYING THOSE...OOOOH.

OH MAN. OH MAN SHE CAN TOTALLY PRETEND THAT...Sorry Max, Lash is gonna mix this and keep being ambivalent.]

SHE WAS KINDA YOUNG BUT MAYBE IT WAS JUST HER TIME TO GO.

tank_rockarms January 4 2011, 04:56:01 UTC

THAT TELLS ME NOTHIN NOW TELL ME SOMETHIN HOW DID SHE DIE WHERE DID SHE DIE WHEN DID SHE DIE HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE DIED WERE THERE ANY WITNESSES YOU CAN'T BE SURE UNLESS YOU SAW HER DIE HERSELF IT'S PROBABLY A TRICK WHILE SHE GOES TO FRANCE FOR MORE MAKEUP.

things_go_boom January 4 2011, 07:22:13 UTC

She was floating up the fish tank!

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getthisguyoffme January 3 2011, 19:19:40 UTC

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! You have my condolences!

Was this Kindle person a friend of yours?

[Private] things_go_boom January 3 2011, 21:05:40 UTC

Nah actually she was a fish in a tank Hawke and I kept.

Re: [Private] getthisguyoffme January 4 2011, 07:35:10 UTC

Oh. Sorry about his pet then.

[Private] things_go_boom January 4 2011, 08:21:11 UTC

Yeah we had them for two years before the first one died. Kinda ironic since the real Kindle is probably still alive and Sturm is dead.

betterthanawiki January 3 2011, 21:42:49 UTC

Come, now. E-books are a perfectly viable medium; paperless publishing vastly lowers costs, meaning more aspiring authors have the opportunity to...

...Ah. Wrong Kindle. Well, you have my condolences, wunderkind.

things_go_boom January 3 2011, 21:48:42 UTC

What, did they seriously name an e-book after her?

betterthanawiki January 3 2011, 22:06:32 UTC

That would make for a rather dull story, don't you think?

things_go_boom January 3 2011, 22:21:11 UTC

Yeah pretty much.

Unless it was half Fish-Kindle and half Human-Kindle.

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